When the Christmas Child is born, he knows he is special because his birthday and his Christmas are on the same day, December 25th.
He likes being the Christmas Child, because everyone comes over and brings their Christmas Smiles when they see him.
His name is Billy!
On the other side of the universe, Galaxor the Mighty is looking over his empire, and he can’t find his Christmas Smile.
He gets really upset, and calls all of his generals into his war room for an important meeting re: his Christmas Smile.
“Only by consuming the Christmas Child will I find my Christmas Smile…”
His generals are all bloodthirsty aliens, but they’re confused, because Galaxor the Mighty has never needed to eat another being to find his Christmas Smile before.
“Do you not want your lord and master to have his Christmas Smile this year…?”
Because Galaxor the Mighty speaks with a low, gutteral growl, his generals know he’s serious, so they quickly gather the armada and begin the journey to Earth.
As soon as the invasion starts, 99.99999% of the Earth’s population is blown up in a single explosion.
So Galaxor marches his troops over the charred remains of Plainsville, Iowa, and he fears they have accidentally blown up the Christmas Child, despite the pinpoint accuracy of their advanced alien bomb targeting systems.
Regardless, after much internal bickering and alien fistfights, soon they find the Christmas Child, and even though all his friends and family are dead, he is still drinking eggnog and celebrating the Christmas Day, because after all, they are still alive in his heart and memories and his photographs.
HO! HO! HO!
Galaxor can’t believe it, and when little Billy, the Christmas Child, looks up at him with his pretty eyes, Galaxor finds his Christmas Smile all on his own.
He goes back to his planet happy, and orders his administrators to rename it Planet Happy.
Back on Earth, Billy begins rebuilding the Earth’s population with the 17 other remaining humans.
His Christmas Smile inspires everyone!
