You may have seen the other day on Twitter I released one of my best conversation starters you might use when trying to engage a member of the opposite sex.

Well, here’s how you might follow that up later in the night or the next day, so that you can take things to the next level.

Can you imagine getting that at 4am and how excited you would be.

After that there was more conversation, but it’s private because it reveals where I found that leaf. There were quite a few more, and I want to make sure they’re still there when I take this girl on our Leaf Date.

This text-line is unisex, so everyone should use it. Just put a link to my blog with it thx.

 
  • http://twitter.com/alairson22 Andrew Lairson

    4 AM and sending leaf texts? This is why I stopped taking ambien.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    Is Ambien for staying awake or going to sleep.

  • Jeremiah

    XDDDD LMAO Win…

  • http://twitter.com/alairson22 Andrew Lairson

    Sleep. But ambien plus determination leads to wild dreamlike hallucinations. Why can’t I use Math symbols on your webpage? This is an outrage.

  • http://twitter.com/milquetoast7 [redacted]

    oh noes you’ve Inceptionized Gawker
    http://gawker.com/5677477/disbeleaf