I tried really hard to take a picture of these two people in Target today, but they were making me have my laugh so hard that I couldn’t get close enough.
They were pacing up and down the pan aisle and like he was holding a pan, and she was like looking at it [...]
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In all the chaos over Don Cheadle becoming frightened by turtlecalls, I forgot about my secret cult.
Thanks to a person filling in the secret form on the secret website, I got a reminder, and their virtual check payment for 99 money dollars should be on the way.
Time to print more certificates.
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Okay, so I’m giving away some media to celebrate my new book, etc.
Here’s exactly how it will go:
1) I’ll send you an excerpt from my new book The Christmas Bridge: A Timeless Excitement Fable.
2) You read said excerpt on video to your animal or child. This is preferably a dog, [...]
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I know I am being bad about how I’m so racist with this post but you should read it so you can have a life lesson happen to you.
Here’s the jib.
One of the cool movie guys I know was having a read on my new script and yep you guessed it [...]
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I was doing a read of @nullster‘s Tweet that he made and one of them was a Tweet that had me in it which is why it got bonus points and I bought the digital reprint rights.
Here it is and that’s so you can see it so much.
I’ve decided what I’m going [...]
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So I was falling down at my Sidewalk Tweetup and my phone went to this blogsite web post about things this booty would tell her 17 year-old self and I started rolling around on the sidewalk thinking about my list.
So here are the things I would say to the me that is [...]
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