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How To Pick Up Girls At the Gym

On March 31, 2011 By

I was doing my important weightlifting yesterday and had headphones on.

After I hit the right button on my iPod, the music I wanted started to play, and you may remember that I posted a sample workout playlist once before.

Next, my iPod started playing songs, and they were too loud, and [...]

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This is a casual blog now, which means it’s going to be really about how nice things can be if you have a soul, or even if you don’t.

I don’t, but that’s okay.

See how casual it is in here, now.

To your right is what I put inside my face for a [...]

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Some New Pills I’m Taking

On March 2, 2011 By

You know I want to do steroids, but then I’d have to talk about it and my mom would be like, “No no no no why would you do that liver cancer no no no no what about your pancreas.”

Then I’d have to reply with, “But check out my new personal best [...]

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The Berenstein Bears Take Creatine

On February 17, 2011 By

There’s nothing as fun as having a virtual introduction surprise via your blog between two girls who are being cool at you in different ways.

Yep, it’s a controversy, and here’s how it happened.

When @shellieshel read that post about me being the worst boyfriend ever, she Tweeted me this:

@brianspaeth Someday, I [...]

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Do I Have A Girlfriend Or Not

On January 7, 2011 By

People are getting crazy about me being such a successful Turtlecalls businessman.

I’m more of a cool stud than ever, and girls are sending me emails about that, and also boys are sending me emails about that.

Hey,

I’ve read your blogs since the yaysports days and can’t figure out if you [...]

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Fake Dads Oh No

On December 6, 2010 By

Short version of what spurred this chat.

Friend of girl finds out from his dad that his real dad is some other guy his mom had an affair with 30 years ago.

She was looking for ideas of what to tell him, whether for general comfort or how to talk to his [...]

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