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Cliff Notes of All of My Stuff

by Brian on September 2, 2010

in Super Airplane,TwitVid,Twitter,WSM?

I was doing a read of @nullster‘s Tweet that he made and one of them was a Tweet that had me in it which is why it got bonus points and I bought the digital reprint rights.

Here it is and that’s so you can see it so much.

I’ve decided what I’m going to do in life … I’m going to write the cliff note guides to all of @brianspaeth’s books
14 minutes ago via web

Well buddy come on down because now there’s something to beat with your career and it’s this video from @needsrebooting and she has the trophy right now because of how maybe you remember this Calvin Stadiums art that became real art that she did.

Taking the rest of the week off sounds like a good thing because of how my week is made from that one. Here comes a smile and it’s for me.

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More Things I Didn’t Know For Some Reason

by Brian on August 27, 2010

in Health,Supercuts,Twitter

I was having fun with my GoBot friends and one of them was on Twitter and said stuff and I said stuff back.

Now my life is different so don’t look away.

It’s like when I found out about QWERTY keyboards and maybe you remember how much I had to go to the gym to work that one off.

Time to get started on my conversation with @joqatana.

I said the first thing that’s why you have a read at that one first.

This girl I know makes her own lotion out of milk, crushed almonds, yogurt, oatmeal, and hair conditioner.
about 4 hours ago via web

@brianspaeth all she needs is the hair conditioner. It works on skin
about 3 hours ago via Seesmic

@brianspaeth Look at it this way- hair is skin. Wipe n, rinse off in shower. Having said that, I still buy moisturizer…
about 2 hours ago via GoTweets

@joqatana what.
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android

@brianspaeth yup. look it up. Hair cells are skin cells.
about 1 hour ago via Plongaroo for People

Well after that I was like, “hey GoBots go home guys to your moms and dads and have some pizza this is bad news,” and so they did that after they turned into airplanes and one guy turned into an airplane that was bigger than the other ones and also he was the leader.

So there it was my time to be alone and scared and not thinking about all the skin growing out of my head in ways that were weird and it was like a movie where a bad guy comes and he tells you about the skin-hair connection and it’s dark out and you aren’t hearing it.

The leader Gobot’s name was Taps.

So that goblin with all that big boy hair knowledge keeps saying it until you cry and then gets he in the bathtub and he does that like a goblin because of how he is a goblin. Once he’s in there he goes down the drain and the credits to the movie are making ghost noises about how your body is so gross to have projectile skin that never stops happening.

This is maybe bad news for my @SuperCuts pals because of how they are being cutting enablers so much.

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Being Internet Pretty

by Brian on August 25, 2010

in Apple,Girls,Social Issues,Super Airplane,Twitter

(Thanks to @beavercheese for the pic and how it shows that you want that dictionary right there because of my vocabulary.)

Hey if you are like me you are always getting chats on your Google mailbox screen and the chats are from girls and they are nice girls.

Sometimes they are like, “who is this guy sending me weirdo emails tee-hee-hee,” and you’re like, “hey big man is busy over here babe lol,” and yep typing that ‘lol’ is a for sure decision to help hide your ego that is raging so much.

That goes on for awhile and then she sends you the email and you put it on your website blog.

Also you tell her not to worry about telling who she is and that you will cover it up and maybe just don’t go to your blog tomorrow just in case.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: [redacted]
Date: Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Subject: So beautiful!
To: [redacted]

Kristin [Brennan],

you are soooo beautiful! Just wanted to let you know that!

Okay so you know Kristin’s Twitter is right here so did I keep a secret in a way that is good or what.

She is pretty like that email guy said so good job on that honesty. Oops here comes another round of emails from my girlfriends.

Oops again because now they all know there are more than one of them. I should email [redacted] and ask how he makes his smooth moves work.

Am I a smart guy or what.

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Stop Glitching All Up In My Secrets

by Brian on August 16, 2010

in Books,The Christmas Bridge,Twitter

Well you probably figured out I am making a new book happen soon and that’s because of how good you read between the lines of the different Twitters I make like this one is one of those.

Look out for that Jeep its going pretty fast lol
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android

Good job doing a dodge and not getting hit.

That Jeep was a name brand one and that’s why it didn’t say Isuzu Amigo on the back.

Hey what is up.

Oh, so what someone asked me something when I did a big reveal about the new literature and the thing they asked is they wanted to know about where my jokes live before they come to my house.

Well here is a class you can take that will show you how I do it.

How come I didn’t get a TV show when I quit by yelling that I quit and then throwing a basketball at my boss’s head. lol
less than 20 seconds ago via TwitterGarage

See before I Twittered that one I took a trip to the garage and wavered in a way that was back-and-forth between kicking and throwing the ball about which would make people’s laughs happen to them more.

In real life it was a kick but the throw was funnier because of it seeming more like a deliberate thing and that’s called creative adaptation of real life events for the blog.

Gotta go now.

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How Meta Can It All Get (Back on Aug 10)

by Brian on July 27, 2010

in Holidays,Twitter

If you like to be scared of blogs the thing below can be a horror movie for sure.

Are these two guys even the same guy anymore. We don’t know because of how the shadow is on the right guy and that’s an example of a scary mystery for the audience to solve.

Another thing is how you think it wants to tell you “Merry Christmas Brian” but what if the letters that are missing is really a ‘p’ or a ‘b’ and the picture wants to say “Merry Chrisbmas”.

That is how the guy started writing The Ring 2 pretty much.

Okay I will be back in two booty weeks and that means August 10 and my writing will be back to normal. Also no Twitter fun until then is the truth, also.

Thank you for hanging in while I wrote my special Christmas book.

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Pictures That Happened For Me

by Brian on June 25, 2010

in Books,Twitter,Weightlifting

I haven’t been able to practice my cardiovascular fitness and weightlifting this week because of how the doctor did cutting on me last Friday.

You know how that one gets my sadness to kick in in a way that is big, but then some cheer came and tried to help me, and you are maybe the one who did that?

Examples are how you know I love Presidents but maybe not like this one from @ZeroKNS that came with the mailman on his visit yesterday:

That seems like a fun controversy about who is more popular in the clouds.

Also sometimes remember my old business turtlecalls.com and now there are people like @MayKat33 doing politics to make it keep trying to happen with arts and crafts:

Then some YOU CAN HAVE SELF-VALUE warmed over me and I made this one for myself:

So hopefully today my physician will take an attitude that’s more like GET BACK TO WORKING YOUR BICEPS, GUY.

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Here Are Some Twitter Machines I Use

by Brian on June 15, 2010

in Twitter

Sometimes I like to do my Twitter in ways that are different.

If you look at these Twitters I made that were all in a row and also they were from the same chair, you can read at it and see that I use all the mondo tools that are available.

This was right-in-a-row Twitters I did, too.

Maybe that top one should be my last excitement Twitter, because then the people would think, “Wow that must have been a dangerous person he threw his email to and they got mad about it for sure.”

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Mom Isn’t Reading the Website Blog Again

by Brian on June 9, 2010

in Books,Brad Radby,Family,The Christmas Bridge,Twitter

My favorite Batgirl made a website code that will bring you here if you have your mobile smartphone look at it.

That’s good that it happened, so a thank you certificate is what Batgirl can have.

:)

It’s Wednesday and I’m getting a couple emails about the blog that are like, “What’s up with your website blog?? It used to be better and now you’re barely typing English.”

The Sound and the Fury was revered American literature and nobody complained about that, and here’s some of that book.

I seed de beginnin, en now I sees de endin. If I’d just had a mother so I could say Mother Mother. Caddy smells like trees.

I can’t believe I read that whole American Classic once.

Anyway, Mom wrote one email chat like that too, which is how I know the blog is off the rails, but in a way that is good.

The truth is that the blog is different and here’s how it was last July.

Can’t even read that one is where I’m coming from.

I bet this is great for my consulting business. lol

Let me finish on this book I’m writing at ’cause I’m in a zone with it that has cross-platform grammar carry-over with the blog, i.e. be patient for a little.

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Supercuts Questions

by Brian on June 4, 2010

in Hygiene,Supercuts,Twitter

So you know I’m into Supercuts and you know I’m into logos.

Lasterday those two things got married when I was looking at the Supercuts logo on my screen, and the screen was the one on my computer.

I also drove to Supercuts in real life and looked at the logo on my computer there, so that was a fun time to be on my computer in a new place.

Here comes some questions for you – it’s just one question. On their html or whatever it’s spelled like this:

Supercuts is the iconic mens and womens hair salon featuring hairstyles, hair cuts, hair color and hair products.

This means for them that their “cuts” are part of their “Super”, but in their logo it makes it seem like it wants to be two words, i.e. Super Cuts.

SuperCuts is maybe the solution, like how the internet kids have their social media ghettos.

I like things that are iconic.

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Offensive Things I’ve Said About the BP Oil Spill

by Brian on May 28, 2010

in Barack Obama,Environment,Misc,Movies,Twitter

This is a picture of my netbook keyboard.

I don’t know if it’s oil from my button-pushers or general wear-and-tear, but I’m gonna try and use “j” words more often.

Anyway, I’ve said increasingly offensive things via Twitter about the big oil spill and feel a need to confess them.

Lost fans, this was really for you and not about the oil problems so much:

Why don’t they just build a hatch over the oil pipe and put a charming Scottish guy inside it.
12:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android

Next I was watching TV on the internet and the President came on my screen to have some responsibility.

It’d be cool if during his press conference Obama was standing in front of a banner for Prince of Persia.
about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck

This next one was just thinking outside the box in a way that was helpful, since “let’s drop cement on the pipe” hasn’t been working.

This may sound naive but why can’t they freeze the whole gulf, chip out all the oil, and then melt all the leftover ice.
about 14 hours ago via web

This last one was in text based on someone telling me that the previous one made them laugh:

I don’t even see what the problem is – there’s plenty of oil for everyone now and it’s right there to go take.

I use Twitter on all those different platforms, which is pretty exciting to be able to do.

How bad of a person am I for making fun of pretend Prince of Persia marketing strategies.

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