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I like this enough that I took it from a Facebook comment, redid it on Twitter, and now am giving it its own blog post.
mr jones and me, we both like, fairy tales, and we, stare at the women, we’re lookin at her, no no we’re lookin at me, we’ve got bob dylan [...]
You may not know this because I love to not tell you anything real, but I recently got a new place, and that means my old TV is on a random person’s front yard with a big ribbon on it and a note that says, “Enjoy!”
A thing I do when I move is [...]
I’m always so clear about what’s going on in my life experience, and that’s good because nobody ever has any questions about me ever.
That’s how it works.
Here’s an even deeper look inside, and that means a romance email from that girl who thinks I’m not romantic.
i just listened to ________ again. [...]
(Pic was sent to me this morning from an airplane.)
I have a really good story about how this morning I was going to buy a protein bar, and while I was in the car I unbuckled my seatbelt for no reason.
Then I looked in the rearview mirror and was like, “who is [...]
“Bingo,” said the Bachelor’s therapist.
“Make sure you’re creating a lot of energy around her, and tune into that.”
“Yeah! Yeah!” exclaimed the Bachelor. “I’m gonna use tonight’s cocktail party to talk to these women.”
How is the Bachelor gonna create his energy shield at the cocktail party.
Doesn’t he need to be [...]
Hey I was at a TV watching parlor soda party yesterday when once of those “hey I’ve seen this commercial 500 times but never actually watched it” commercials came on.
After that I drove home, took a nap, got up, lifted weights, made some turtlecalls, ate a chicken sandwich lol, and then got [...]
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