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Writing Movies vs Books

On May 31, 2011 By

(Here is the sweat factor from my run this morning. Note that I live in an aquarium now.)

There was a huge argument this weekend with a booty girl about my writing process.

She was even stepping on my foot during the two-step because I kept saying that even in my new book I [...]

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Look How Dead I Can Be

On February 3, 2011 By

I’m busy being in the car for a lot of today and also writing at a summary for this other project, so look out if you’re trying to Tweet me.

It’ll happen, because I’m doing it all at once.

I hope the police are reading this so they will try to stop me.

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This is another exercise in my “yank some dialog off TV and write a quick script around it” thing that I do. (Click the “Screenwriting” link above for more.)

I stole it off some infomercial on Fox Sports in late 2004, and it’s stuck with me ever since.

EXT. FACTORY – NIGHT

A [...]

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You may remember last time I did the thing where I steal a line of dialog from TV and write a quick script from it, it was about a police station.

Well, I was watching 30 Rock last night, and look at what happened to me and my keyboard and my fingers.

EXT. [...]

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An NBA No Comment

On October 27, 2010 By

I know there are people dying to know – still – what I think about the NBA.

After all this, I get it.

And yes, I watched last night. (I happen to be back in Cleveland for a few days, as well.)

From my Twitter:

Just spontaneously applauded a Boston [...]

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Who is the Star of House

On October 18, 2010 By

(Hey check out the fun you can have with your 170 new friends over on Spaeth Day, which is tomorrow on Facebook – click the pic to make it bigger, and read the words, and etc.)

A lot of people ask me how I got to be so big time. lol

No [...]

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