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When is Cyber Monday

On November 28, 2011 By

(I wrote two blog posts on Saturday, including one that got me #1 in Google for “can the Pawn Stars guy fly“.)

I’d heard of Cyber Monday before, but never really paid any attention to what it was.

Am I glad it finally hit my radar this year or what.

Thanks to [...]

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Target Sells That Pan You Need

On September 21, 2011 By

I tried really hard to take a picture of these two people in Target today, but they were making me have my laugh so hard that I couldn’t get close enough.

They were pacing up and down the pan aisle and like he was holding a pan, and she was like looking at it [...]

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What To Do With the Closing Borders Stores

On July 13, 2011 By

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Is T-Mobile Better Than Verizon

On February 4, 2011 By

I was in a T-Mobile last night being like, “Hey, how did my minutes plan get down to 500/month when it used to be unlimited, and now I owe you like $900 that I’d rather spend on mosquito nets for Egypt or whatever, right.”

Well, she was like, “Oooh, you care about saving the mosquitos. [...]

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Would You Like A Tour of This Big Police Station?

On September 29, 2010 By

You may think this is just something that a police guy said to me last night after the incident I had at the store, but that’s not it at all.

I’m actually conducting a new experiment where I turn on the TV, listen to the first line of dialog I hear, and then write a [...]

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Good Job Living At the Mall

On August 31, 2010 By

(So that’s the temp cover for the new book and it’s a book that I wrote and it has 200 pages for you to read at.

On sale in October and that book is The Christmas Bridge, but more about that later.)

Well maybe you saw that my friend Barnes & Noble, Inc. [...]

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