That guy @ebonwumon is my new hero, and wins one free cheadlecall per month for the rest of his life.
The song is surprisingly adaptable and open to interpretation.
Oh look, another one.
If you’re wondering what in the world is going on, go listen to some turtlecalls, or just look [...]
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People are getting crazy about me being such a successful Turtlecalls businessman.
I’m more of a cool stud than ever, and girls are sending me emails about that, and also boys are sending me emails about that.
Hey,
I’ve read your blogs since the yaysports days and can’t figure out if you [...]
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In the grand tradition of the time I was included in the Dog Show Board emails, @worstfan asked if I could respond to a mistake email he got yesterday.
Basically, some music organization confused him with an aspiring musician of the same name, thus inviting him to a [...]
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If you haven’t yet purchased my new comedy-laden novella A Ballad of Rogelle Climberson, are you in luck.
I’m going to buy it for you, because I really want it to be the #1 Kindle listing for Colonial Period Fiction.
Wow.
Remember, you don’t need an actual Kindle device to read a Kindle [...]
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A lot of people ask me what my drive or purpose is in writing or creating or whatever it is I do.
That’s pretty much it.
I reached out to Kiana to ask her about this, but she was like, “Hey! I am pretty busy right now, so I’ll get back to you [...]
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(Don’t forget to go do the @Brandi88 Coloring Contest – this is the only way you’ll win the $15 bills signed by Tara from T-Mobile. This one is by @trrbl.)
Hey, so I’ll bet you think I forgot about all those questions and requests you submitted, didn’t you.
Let me tell [...]
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