I was in a T-Mobile last night being like, “Hey, how did my minutes plan get down to 500/month when it used to be unlimited, and now I owe you like $900 that I’d rather spend on mosquito nets for Egypt or whatever, right.”
Well, she was like, “Oooh, you care about saving the mosquitos. [...]
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(Google sent me one of their free CR-48 booty prototype notebook computers with the Chrome operating system for free and now I like it.)
I was talking on the phone with someone yesterday about making a huge business deal about how they were going to give me like $50M and then they would [...]
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For the record, I also introduced the girl in the below email to Monster Lo-Carb Energy Drinks.
Within a week she was addicted at a 3/day clip and obsessively sampling other brands.
What a catch I can be when I want to.
To: Brian Spaeth
Date: Tue, Jan 4, 2011 at 9:29 AM
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When I set out to reinvent my grandfather’s dream of a business wherein someone calls people pretending to be a turtle – aka turtlecalls – I wasn’t sure what would happen.
I did have some thoughts about how people may connect with it on a spiritual level, and I feel that’s starting to [...]
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So since I put out The Christmas Bridge, I’ve been getting new rounds of emails from people trying to sell me book marketing services.
One of these was offering book trailers, which I’m not fond of at all.
(You can read more about that in this article thing I wrote [...]
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(Check out how bruised up I am from my hospital time – aren’t I a cool dude now.)
Man, this might be kinda mean, but if you follow the link on this Twitter post of mine, you’ll read some of the most awkward, circular business-speak you’ll ever read.
There are real nuggets like, “Our [...]
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