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After my admission of falling for a $150 Image Matrix IM-911 Scam, my mom hit me up on gchat.
I now realize the entire exercise may have been some kind of triangular form of performance art, with one of the angles being getting a reaction out of mom.
mom: Your blog post has [...]
(I hope the cadence of what follows isn’t too jarring – it’s the first time I haven’t written Christmas Bridge style on here in like a year.
Also, make sure to go watch the Whore of Akron skits I’ve been doing.)
At times I’m prone to extended brain freezes.
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Dwyane Wade wasn’t certain what would come of his attendance of the 2011 NBA Players Union Meeting With David Stern, but he felt a raw, savage need to be there.
After all, he was one of the league’s most high-profile celebrity athletes, he was otherwise unoccupied, and he had been looking for [...]
(A guy did this to his head and sent to me – that would be a great tattoo.)
Sorry for being so inconsistent on the blog website writing.
Also Twitter is another place my presence is having a minus sign, and then one of these >.
Okay, the whole equation is this, and that [...]
Right now as I type this blog post on my dot com, I’m also doing a login function at Paypal dot com.
It’s because of TABS on the computer and how they let you make different things happen at the same time.
Also there’s another friend here and he is wearing JAMS.
They’re the [...]
Time to break down some real numbers, so I can explain the lucrative accidental miracle that is calling people and pretending to be a turtle, aka turtlecalls.
Okay, junior accountants, get your calculator apps on your Googelle phones.
There is a chart you can use to run the numbers.
I’m rich!
If you [...]
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