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If you wanted to rope me into a To Catch a Predator episode – I’m not sure that segment is even airing anymore – you’d need to execute better than this.
A gchat I had about four minutes ago:
lovetessa3: hey.
me: what’s up
lovetessa3: hey whats up? 23 FemaIe here. you?
me: lol
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I know I haven’t written much lately, and I want to assure anyone checking in that it’s not another blog suicide or any other sort of blog-based angst.
It’s just I’m finishing the next Super Airplane book – the same one I’ve been finishing since like July – and it’s taking up [...]
(This is what it looks like when I need a haircut.)
I can’t take full responsibility for what you’re about to read, but it’s a somewhat accurate example of the types of emails I’ll send myself when an idea strikes.
Keep in mind I was back home for Christmas last week, which means I was [...]
There’s nothing quite like the call you get on Christmas that sounds like what’s embedded below.
Before we get to the audio, Google Voice transcribed it as the following:
Hi. This is important. Why you say that.
Either this is a wrong number, a former stalker, or a new stalker. Whatever the case, [...]
(Look at my new Facebook Timeline functionality.)
I used to think that since I’d found a dead body and gotten a passport, I was a fully grown and functioning adult.
That said, several things I’ve done this year have forced me to reevaluate my criteria.
Listed in no particular order:
PAINTED A [...]
For the first time in like two years, I’m moving my site off the Thesis Theme, and that means it’s on a new theme.
That’s why it looks all screwy and parts of the site are upside-down, and other parts are like the Belgiums wrote it.
I will probably have it being nice again [...]
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