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I was having my sleep happen to me a few nights ago and when I woke up I was like, “oh man oh man what in the world”.
That was because this girl was making eggs, and they were the last eggs I had, and there were no more eggs for me.
The eggs [...]
Sometimes when I am being at a party I start talking about how I better not do too much beer, because it will take time off my life clock.
This is because I am all into the Singularity, which is that point at which the machines can process and advance and create faster [...]
This is a casual blog now, which means it’s going to be really about how nice things can be if you have a soul, or even if you don’t.
I don’t, but that’s okay.
See how casual it is in here, now.
To your right is what I put inside my face for a [...]
You know I want to do steroids, but then I’d have to talk about it and my mom would be like, “No no no no why would you do that liver cancer no no no no what about your pancreas.”
Then I’d have to reply with, “But check out my new personal best [...]
The other day I showed you how I like to be so seductive with my texts about how I found some nature.
Sometimes you meet girls who aren’t looking to have a romantic situation – they just want to get better from their bronchitis problems.
The lessons never stop.
Does your phone [...]
I know everyone is crazy about getting out to make a vote for freedom tomorrow, but instead of building new libraries so much, maybe this is a better idea.
Before I reveal the big business concept, let me tell you that it came from this Tweet by @milquetoast7.
@brianspaeth is everyone staring at [...]
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