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Sh-t Says Videos

On January 25, 2012 By

I know I haven’t written much lately, and I want to assure anyone checking in that it’s not another blog suicide or any other sort of blog-based angst.

It’s just I’m finishing the next Super Airplane book – the same one I’ve been finishing since like July – and it’s taking up [...]

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All-Star Gun Pals: Gilbert Arenas vs Calvin Stadiums

On January 12, 2010 By

If you haven’t yet watched Chapter 7 of Who Shot Mamba? you might want to do so – what follows will be filled with spoilers, because this segment is LOADED with revelations.

Do it, then join me below.

(If you haven’t watched Chapters 1-6, you have some homework to do, friend.)

Again…spoilers [...]

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Water Missles, Sports Media 2009

On May 4, 2009 By

I’ve been thinking a lot recently about different ways to attack other countries, and I came upon the idea of giant water missiles.

Like you could hover them over the grid and be like really threatening with them, and all the countries would be scared because you’re just like, “Yeah, you guys are our [...]

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Prelude to a Super Airplane (Chapter 5)

On January 8, 2009 By

(The following is an excerpt from my book, Prelude to a Super Airplane. It can be purchased by clicking on any of the roughly 400 banners adorning this site, or by clicking here. It’s also available on Amazon.

I’ve posted the first 20 chapters (roughly 55 pages of PTSA) on this site. Links to [...]

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Prelude to a Plaxico Burress

On December 2, 2008 By

Plaxico Burress had shot himself in the leg, and the pain from it was killing him.

The irony of this was lost on Plaxico, for in this moment, when he was on the ground bleeding vast amounts of blood, and all those around him were screaming and yelling, Plaxico Burress was thinking about other things, [...]

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Two Gun Guy, Advice, Guns

On November 13, 2008 By

(That thing being arrowed is awesome – I’ll bet instead of bullets it just fires fully formed explosions.)

Clearly looking to capitalize off the future success of 2WO G2N G2Y, some writer for Syracuse DOT COM has dubbed his buddy THE Gun Guy, and is dispensing firearms device.

Being that I played [...]

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