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Help Me Not Use This Adverb

On September 13, 2011 By

For real, I am struggling with something, so circle your grammar wagon and let’s make a train.

I know you’re not supposed to use adverbs when you have your writing happen to you, and I am good about not doing that.

Why is my grammar so perfect and also why does it flow so [...]

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What Does It Mean To Go Ham

On August 22, 2011 By

I was being on Google, and that is a search engine that maybe you know about.

Sometimes on Google, when you type something in, the nerds who made up Google will play a fun real-time game with you, where they try to do a guess about your search.

Like if you type in “Brian” the [...]

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6 Words I Cannot Spell

On April 20, 2011 By

rythm – There’s an extra ‘h’ in here somewhere or something. I could try this ten times and go 0-10.

kareoke – The singing game where you try to sing famous songs and do beer.

calander – An odd one, because I know it’s being spelled wrong, even as I do it. I always [...]

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Look at what happened.

I got this text message report from that girl who accused me of being such a romance hero.

Oh man.

i really want another monster lo-carb immediately. do you ever drink 2 immediately in a row like that and if i do what will happen.

Not only have I [...]

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Look How Utilitarian I Am

On December 23, 2010 By

(It’s nice when an ebook exclusive can still find a home on paper and with nice ribbons. Pic via @milquetoast7 – thanks!)

Lasterday I was having a charisma gchat with a female that I know.

There’s more to the story, so just hang on.

During chat, I said something about how the idea [...]

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Mark is All Set Up

On July 22, 2010 By

Well the truth is I’m in this Starbucks and that’s a place for buying coffee and snacks that are pretentious.

When I got there a weird customer at the counter was getting done telling the working girl that she should be a model and she did bulimia at that part of his creepy [...]

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