Well the truth is I’m in this Starbucks and that’s a place for buying coffee and snacks that are pretentious.
When I got there a weird customer at the counter was getting done telling the working girl that she should be a model and she did bulimia at that part of his creepy story.
Here comes the exciting part so get ready.
After I traded money for water and the water was in a bottle I sat down and did some eavesdropping on these guys and they are guys that are a couple tables down.
These are the parts that I heard and it was like this that I heard them.
hey mark how’s it going I just did a pirouette so we’re all set up
if you go to the reports tab we’re all set up
now go to quarterly tax preparation we’re all set up
go ahead to the biroway that should be set up get a screenshot of yourself so I can verify your information is correct mark
sure sure hourly rate booty what it’s ten an hour can you put that in real quick mark great tabs tabs tabs that’s the future mark i love you
Oh man this should be a whole dot com blog and that’s for sure maybe it can be called The Overheard Wrong On Purpose Businessmen Blog On the Real.
I like things that are popular and also pretty girls are another thing I like.
Do you like that same stuff if so keep reading here comes more blogs. lol
I was having a thing last night where my sleep wouldn’t happen to me because of how much I was thinking about how deep I can be sometimes.
What that means is about how I think so hard about things, and emotions, and pretentious, and etc.
The part of my thinking that finally made me not be awake anymore was when I made an excitement list about all the different facts I have, and those are animal facts like you didn’t know. lol
Okay here they are for you.
four legs
lungs like people, except fish with their gills that they have
small brains
food
run fast
Another one that maybe is to think about some more is chasing, because sometimes they chase you and then vice versa if it’s in the woods and not the house.
Look out if they growl.
Okay so I don’t have any pets which is the lesson you can take home and maybe also share that at the goofster coffee house with your pals.
I was having a type at my qwerty keyboard after Allef’s Android Vignette App photoshoot that he was having and my typing was for an email to tell Allef thanks for coming to the photoshoot.
He is a famous guy who likes to get thank you notes in his inbox maybe is where I was coming from.
Then this happened and I told about it inside that Twitter website.
lol I was just perfectly one key to the right in typing my name all the way through and it came out Ntosm.
half a minute ago via TweetDeck
Okay well the post was going to end early because that’s all it was that was supposed to be in the post, but here is some excitement news instead.
Maybe you can imagine Buzz Lightyear is telling you the news and that will make it even more fun?
If you haven’t read the first book I wrote well I need you to go and get it for free on your Kindle or Kindle application and as long as you have a computer or phone you can get it in like two seconds just go do that here and you’ll learn how, and the way is that I’ll send you an Amazon Gift Perk Email.
Thanks I don’t ask favors at you much so boogie down productions. lol
(This seems like a book that is for me to read for sure even though it’s about how to make your farm have modern countertops or something.)
Yesterday I was listening to some Huey Lewis and the News again like my brother is always saying to with his “hey go listen to this right now or I’ll lock you out of the house again” voice that he liked to use when we were being kids.
One of the songs is the happy-go-lucky one about how love can be so powerful and a skateboarding cool guy.
It’s one of the ones that happened in a movie and that movie was Back to Some Future.
Since I was a smaller version of me I always thought it went like this:
Chain your heart,
To a little white girl,
Even when I was that little fella I was thinking “oh man I hope Huey’s grandpa doesn’t own slaves” because that seemed weird in a way that was bad.
Well, just like with my special cucumber/pickle connection, I only did a realization moment here in my adult experience that it’s like this:
Chain your heart,
To a little white dove,
Still that’s not making all my senses click but at least it rhymes in the song now and doesn’t need the Constitution to step in.
Don’t be a grouch.
(I’d never heard of this movie before today, but based on the timeless poster and title, it seems prime for a remake.)
Here’s a weird thing to learn about:
The plural of roof is roofs or rooves. “Rooves” is an older form of the word and rarely used these days.
I don’t think this is true – this is like something someone put on the internet to trick people like me into using it.
That said, I had to look it up, so there must be something to it, right?
Further investigation brings up this lengthy thread wherein this claim is made.
People will usually say “rooftops”.
That’s weirder than “rooves” – I’m not buying that either, except on TV.
Roofs – the alleged correct word – looks like doobies. That won’t work.
I’m just not gonna do this sentence I was gonna write anymore. Why is life so hard.
(Here’s my original post on question mark abandonment – was this really all the way back in July.)
@iamboney and @trilby_dare called out my blatant and unapologetic use of a question mark on Twitter the other day.
Her response especially made me laugh, and that’s a thing that I like to do.
Let’s clear this up – I swing both ways now.
Sometimes I use question marks, and other times I don’t.
My reasoning is erratic at best, but it has to do with my next book, where I’m experimenting in question mark methodologies like no author in recent history.
When I’ve got it sorted out, I’ll let you know.
If I buy a doggie and give it to another doggie, and then buy the second doggie and it to the first one, then free them both, who owns who?
There were no receipts in this scenario.
I know my blog posts haven’t been flowing forth in great number, but there’s plenty of entertainment out there. For example, I’m quite busy with Calvin Stadiums’ Facebook page.

Hey, in case you didn’t notice @DennyMayo has joined me in my ban on question marks over in this post at Waiting For Next Year, the friendly and Cleveland-centric sports blog.
Let me show you the shape of my heart. What song is that from.
(Will you be a pal and please remember to do your coloring contest entry for @Brandi88 this weekend.
This one is @caseyconan‘s. Click to see it full-size.)
Hey, so a few people have asked about this thing where I’m not using question marks anymore, and suppose I owe an explanation.
This post is to be considered a courtesy to those of you who queried – the rest of you can think of it as important trivia.
The answer is simpler than you imagine. Which of the following sounds better to your ears:
1) What’s your voice sound like – is it exciting?
2) What’s your voice sound like – is it exciting.
It’s pure image and stylistic preference – there’s no grammatical moral high ground I’m working here. Can you imagine this post if I were using question marks. Wouldn’t it seem juvenile and silly.
Now that this is a settled issue…what’s the most cash you’ve ever had in hand at once. I’m not talking in your account or on a check, either. Like, how much legit paper money have you had in your possession in a single moment.
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