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What Does It Mean To Go Ham

On August 22, 2011 By

I was being on Google, and that is a search engine that maybe you know about.

Sometimes on Google, when you type something in, the nerds who made up Google will play a fun real-time game with you, where they try to do a guess about your search.

Like if you type in “Brian” the [...]

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How To Use Google Music

On June 2, 2011 By

I got one of the invites to Google Music, and that’s like Music but for Google.

It means all of your music lives in heaven, and you can get it from anywhere if you have your internet with you, and it’s a big mystery.

Just have good circuits in your car.

After I [...]

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(There might be more helpmecats at my tumblr or it might go the way of the lolhelicopters.)

I was having my sleep happen to me this weekend when someone (i.e. this person) called my mobile telephone.

I don’t have a non-mobile telephone so what else would they call. Stop asking questions and [...]

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5 Dollar Foot Longs For Sale

On May 10, 2011 By

(Look at Jeremy thinking he can fly awwwww.)

Yesterday’s post that claimed my blog is 65% about girls brought up a lot of internal issues.

About noon yesterday I looked in the mirror for a long time, thought about all that I am and all that I know, and ultimately decided I couldn’t [...]

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Maybe you think you can’t handle more breakfast posts, but you are wrong.

You can handle it.

I want to do it again today because everyone loves knowing about people’s breakfasts. Just listen to the chatter around you and you can hear that everyone is asking each other what they had.

Another thing [...]

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