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If you wanted to rope me into a To Catch a Predator episode – I’m not sure that segment is even airing anymore – you’d need to execute better than this.
A gchat I had about four minutes ago:
lovetessa3: hey.
me: what’s up
lovetessa3: hey whats up? 23 FemaIe here. you?
me: lol
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(I looked this slim and blurry/enigmatic before Thanksgiving.)
My experiment in SEO for “panic attack questions and comments nobody would ever search for” from the other day put me on Google Page one for all ten of my queries in under a day.
It was unrelated, but I tweeted the following this [...]
(For anyone that follows my ongoing technology strife/obsession, I broke and got the Droid Razr – it was free on Amazon today and I can’t wait for the Galaxy Nexus anymore.)
There are few things I like more than hearing from my old Who Shot Mamba? friend and director Dustin [...]
(My turtle Jeremy is having a cereal vacation.)
Sometimes I like to play around with Google and see what I can get high rankings in.
For example, did you know I’m #1 in Google for “texts to send girls” because of this post about charming texts to send girls?
You’d be shocked [...]
After my admission of falling for a $150 Image Matrix IM-911 Scam, my mom hit me up on gchat.
I now realize the entire exercise may have been some kind of triangular form of performance art, with one of the angles being getting a reaction out of mom.
mom: Your blog post has [...]
You better need it because of how it is so accurate.
Hi Brian, Spaeth This is Crystal and I’m just calling you soon. The ones that So instead I should call the the trouble call of guy, and I said yes. I probably should call him. I wondered if he helping at. Right now [...]
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