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Sometimes I’ll get thrown for a true loop by an email or gchat based off something I wrote, said or did.
Below is such a case, and while I’m sure you’d love to know the context this statement was made to me in, I can’t tell you.
The simple fact is I copy/pasted this into [...]
I need to excerpt a line written to me in a recent gchat to emphasize just how serious I am about something.
i see. so the puppy gift is fine for you then – she’s not even poisonous. she is brown.
If you’re reading this – and I know you are because I’m sending [...]
The flu has captured me, and I’m writing this after a bottle of Advil and some Theraflu.
It’s possible what I’m about to explain didn’t even happen and/or I’m misremembering, but I was just given soup and told a story about a children’s book.
The tale horrified me [...]
I never thought one of my texts could top that one about leaves, but this happened today.
The hardest part about this post was deciding whether the preceding text needed inclusion, or if mine was funnier without any context.
I realize the other text also lacks context – stop being a nag and [...]
You probably remember how I used to be addicted to energy drinks, and how I downgraded to Diet Coke, and then to Crystal Light Green Tea.
Now I am caffeine-free, except for a pill in the morning before my gym experience.
Time to do gchat.
girl: hey hey have you tried this monster [...]
(My website is still a mess – hopefully will fix by the weekend. In the meantime, I am shopping for new banner pictures – do you like this one.)
People were asking me all day yesterday for advice about how to make their chickens, because I guess I look like a guy who knows [...]
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