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Five Emails I Sent This Morning

On January 30, 2012 By

These are all out of context – for some reason I find it fascinating and somewhat funny.

#1

Will do – hopefully have one back by end of week.

#2

Is there a good time I can come see the house this week? I’d like to check it out as a location, as I’m [...]

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Family Christmas Games

On December 29, 2011 By

Me and my sister have both been home all week, and I’ve spent most of it with a lung condition somewhere between #bronchitis and death.

Since I don’t have the strength to actually think of anything else, I just had this conversation with my aforementioned sister.

Hey Kristen, guess what my favorite key is [...]

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After my admission of falling for a $150 Image Matrix IM-911 Scam, my mom hit me up on gchat.

I now realize the entire exercise may have been some kind of triangular form of performance art, with one of the angles being getting a reaction out of mom.

mom: Your blog post has [...]

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How To Solve the NBA Lockout

On November 13, 2011 By

The answer to the title of this post is right there in this nice picture I took, and it’s orange, and round, and slippery to Steve Nash’s touch.

Captain Stern just needs to threaten to bring back the Orange Roundie, and even Etan Thomas will be like, “Whoa, whoa, wait – I guess [...]

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(It’s my mom’s birthday, so I made this and did a Facebook for her with it, so it could go with all the other nice messages she gets.)

I was on a message board and people were talking about how CDs aren’t things that happen anymore, and I said this.

digital music era is [...]

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I Saw The Smurfs

On August 1, 2011 By

(Look how handy I am.)

There are a lot of movie snobs claiming the world is ending because The Smurfs did well at the box office.

Here is something to learn about that, and that’s that I went to it with my nieces and nephew, and now they like to pretend to be Smurfs [...]

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