You probably remember how I used to be addicted to energy drinks, and how I downgraded to Diet Coke, and then to Crystal Light Green Tea.
Now I am caffeine-free, except for a pill in the morning before my gym experience.
Time to do gchat.
girl: hey hey have you tried this monster [...]
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When I stopped doing energy drinks because of how awful they made me feel, I needed something else to get addicted to.
The logical step in the downgrade process was Diet Coke For Men, and I did that for about a month, and now I am on Airborne, which is the most obnoxiously expensive [...]
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I got this text message report from that girl who accused me of being such a romance hero.
Oh man.
i really want another monster lo-carb immediately. do you ever drink 2 immediately in a row like that and if i do what will happen.
Not only have I [...]
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(Do you ever play Ghost Hunters by yourself and if you do, do you put your hand up like that for some reason. lol)
I keep telling the girls I’m being friends with two things:
1) Girls is plural because of how there are more than one of you.
2) There’s a 100% chance [...]
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For the record, I also introduced the girl in the below email to Monster Lo-Carb Energy Drinks.
Within a week she was addicted at a 3/day clip and obsessively sampling other brands.
What a catch I can be when I want to.
To: Brian Spaeth
Date: Tue, Jan 4, 2011 at 9:29 AM
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During my time away from the net at large the past few weeks, I did a few things.
One of those was to learn how to type proper English again. I also quit energy drinks for good, wrote an entire screenplay, and finished formatting my next book.
People say Twitter, et al can be [...]
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