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How To Quit Energy Drinks

On November 9, 2011 By

You probably remember how I used to be addicted to energy drinks, and how I downgraded to Diet Coke, and then to Crystal Light Green Tea.

Now I am caffeine-free, except for a pill in the morning before my gym experience.

Time to do gchat.

girl: hey hey have you tried this monster [...]

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Airborne on Twitter

On October 31, 2011 By

When I stopped doing energy drinks because of how awful they made me feel, I needed something else to get addicted to.

The logical step in the downgrade process was Diet Coke For Men, and I did that for about a month, and now I am on Airborne, which is the most obnoxiously expensive [...]

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Look at what happened.

I got this text message report from that girl who accused me of being such a romance hero.

Oh man.

i really want another monster lo-carb immediately. do you ever drink 2 immediately in a row like that and if i do what will happen.

Not only have I [...]

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Who Says I Am Not A Romantic Guy

On January 10, 2011 By

(Do you ever play Ghost Hunters by yourself and if you do, do you put your hand up like that for some reason. lol)

I keep telling the girls I’m being friends with two things:

1) Girls is plural because of how there are more than one of you.

2) There’s a 100% chance [...]

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For the record, I also introduced the girl in the below email to Monster Lo-Carb Energy Drinks.

Within a week she was addicted at a 3/day clip and obsessively sampling other brands.

What a catch I can be when I want to.

To: Brian Spaeth
Date: Tue, Jan 4, 2011 at 9:29 AM

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What A Nice High School

On August 10, 2010 By

During my time away from the net at large the past few weeks, I did a few things.

One of those was to learn how to type proper English again. I also quit energy drinks for good, wrote an entire screenplay, and finished formatting my next book.

People say Twitter, et al can be [...]

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