Sometimes people are like, “How do you get so many ideas and why are they so random and great. Where did you get your muscles also.”
I have no answer for them.
For example, sitting at a stoplight yesterday morning – with everyone honking and complaining about me not using my gas pedal enough [...]
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(All of my books should be available on Nook and Google eBooks by Monday.)
Sometimes I’m driving in my car on a lone desert’s night through a neighborhood.
That means instead of sleeping I’m behind the wheel, wishing upon a moonlight’s query that I had more four-wheel drive technology inside my car’s wheels.
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I know this is all over the place, but my interest in it is probably different than most others’.
Had I my way, I’d re-title this “Guy Hits No Skateboarding Sign With His Skateboard LOL”. The fire, the car running people over, and the SWAT team would all be incidental. That starts at like 1:09.
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Everyone knows the main rule for how to be a man and that’s when you are important enough to have a passport that you carry.
I did that and it was only for making girls think I like to go to Spain but really I don’t like that.
Another way to be a man that [...]
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Hey this is an old post and that means maybe a week ago I thought a lot of viral videos would happen to it if I made it.
Things that are nice and mean beer got in the way and so here we go.
Bell Biv Devoe! lol
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To preface this, you need to know that I locked my keys in my car about a week ago, and the AAA guy that came to get them out was FURIOUS at my ineptness, especially when it turned out the keys weren’t even in the car.
So I was on Blackberry Messenger with the [...]
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