If you don’t remember when it was yesterday and a couple business guys were sharing conversations about the big $10/hr deal then go look at that.
I was playing spy games at them and that was a fun read and there were 614 Diggs at it with a new fark website.
Here it comes again but at a different place and also it is just one guy and another guy and that guy is on the first guy’s phone and it’s a mobile phone.
They call those a “moving telly” in Europe and that’s a clue about this guy maybe.
clancey here chop a lingo the first one left my card in the uk
no i left my card in the uk thanks
rope a dope junction about that i left my card in the uk
trains mate
Okay so at this part I did an interruption meme and asked for some retalking and that happened after a look that was like “oh are you making dot coms aboot me conversation, laddy”.
So it kept going is the lesson and the talking was louder so my ears could get to it in a way that was better.
sorry rope a dope that’s yew kay not uck
After that part a major babe in a denim blue jeans dress came to the Starbucks and I made a move for the Spaghetti Warehouse Date and that happened.
I am at there right now and what a stud I am to be like this already.
Do you believe in miracles.
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Okay, so this is my first post from the WordPress app on the Google Nexus One Excitement Phone, so bear with me.
I’ve been meaning to try this for awhile but only now got around to it.
That last sentence seemed awkward.
So did that one.
It’s kinda hard to write like this – everything feels like it should be Tweet-length from the phone, plus my hands hurt from playing Home Run Battle 3-D all night on this.
Cavs in 5 – that pic is a tease at the shoulder tattoo fix.
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It was Sunday night, and I was trying to think about what I was gonna do my important blogging about in the morning.
Nothing was really coming to mind, so I looked in the DRAFTS thing in WordPress to see what I had.
Here’s everything:
What Ever Happened To madpropstobakedpotatoes.com
What PTSA Also Stands For
On Being Deceptively Muscular
I Watch Sober House Every Week Now
My Final Word on LeBron to the Knicks
TurtleCalls.com
Is LeBron Pregnant -
I Murdered Someone With My Car LOL
Good Guy Dictators
Bruce’s Yams Returns
The Monopoly Movie
The Leg Tattoo
None of those are striking me, although they’re all things I still want to touch on.
The last one reminds me I need to go get my shoulder tattoo maladjusted. Maybe I should do that this week, so it’s fresh for the fun summertime and the big election.
I wish I could tell you what I was working on right now so you could have some heart attacks.
Might be on another social media break soon. : /
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“Hey, what time is it where you are?”
This is what I asked everyone I saw yesterday at the store.
Even when I would see two people together, I’d ask one person, and then ask the person they were with the same thing.
One time, both people answered, and I looked at them in a confused manner, checked the time on my phone, and then removed the confusion from my face.
I showed them the phone, which was set to a different time zone than theirs.
It was a double paradox confusion – not only did it appear we were in different time zones, but there was still no reason for me to ask both of them.
When this all happened, I was seeing Clash of Some Titans, so I wasn’t even in a store at all, but a movie theater.
This is why the couple was confused, and I convinced them the time had changed during the movie, and they better get with some daylight savings.
I wrote this (including picture) in exactly 3:57, proving that anyone has time to keep their blog updated.
That’s actually a really good idea for a blog – like fourminuteblog.com or something. I hate my brain, ugh.
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I was gonna make a big deal about like doing a big redesign on the site for 2010, but realized I like the thing how it is. All I did was move the links for my books up a notch and add a page about the Radby book.
Brad says he’s been getting all this email asking “wtf” about whether he’s a real person or a fake person or a cartoon person, so I felt a need to clarify things.
The big news for 2010 is that I’ve found myself kinda into the NBA again. The Cavaliers are quietly playing quite well after a bumpy start, and there just seems to be lots of interesting things going on.
I get intrigued by things like Tracy McGrady having his sadness again and Gilbert Arenas being unable to shake the Curse of the Mamba.
In any case…some IM action, in lieu of actual content.
Brian: Why are you awake
Girl: Lol…sorry.
Brian: : /
Girl: : /
Brian: Have you ever had the cereal Blue Crunchos
Girl: I have noto. Is it tasty
Brian: Yeah and even crunchier than it sounds
Girl: Oh wow
Brian: Yeah
Girl: Cool well I’m glad we talked about that brian
Brian: Me too
Girl: Bye
Brian: Can I put this on my blog it is making me laugh
Also I’ve eaten two full boxes of Cold-Eeze in the past 48 hours.
Who Shot Mamba? Chapter 6 sometime tonight – keep an eye on the FB Page.
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Go over to Reese’s Facebook Page if you’re bored.
Calvin Stadiums is continually pitching himself as their new spokesperson.
I often get asked how or what to write a blog about, whether it be overall or for a particular post.
My advice is usually something like, “I dunno – just like write whatever comes into your head and then put it on the blog.”
For example:
I don’t remember what it’s called but like he is in one prison and she is in a different one and like they try to fall out of love because of their long-distance prison romance but they keep sending each other letters about how they’s going to go get ice cream together one day but like the wardens find out and it turns out the warden has bone cancer so he needs to do a spine fluid thing on both of them or something. There’s a prison doctor who tells him how to do it but I don’t remember how it ends.
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See?
That’s a post.
Would you see this movie if it starred Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in 1991.
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(Over at Cavs: The Blog today giving my interpretation of the movie Lebron recently signed to star in, Fantasy Basketball Camp.)
I’ve been thinking quite a bit lately about how I write numbers.
This started late yesterday afternoon when I signed the document to your right, and took a good look at my interpretation of “22″.
What is that all about.
I’ve always known that I can swing both ways on my twos, but at worst, I thought it was a swing that took place maybe month-by-month, if not year-by-year. Never, ever, ever have I seen myself do this in an execution of a “22″.
If you have time, I’d love to see your “22″ – can you please write a “22″ and then like scan it into your computer and make a poster of it, and put that poster for sale on Amazon. Let me know when it’s up and I’ll buy one.
Also, do you think this means I’m a bad person.
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(Blog Tour stalled yesterday a bit – I wrote a Laker preview for Heels On Hardwood, but it goes up today. I’m http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/“>also at WFNY talking Cavaliers a bit.)
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about those Redbox DVD-rental vending machines, and what the inside of one looks like, and like how all the movies know how to come out, and like where they go when you put them back in, and pretty much the entire process of getting a DVD from a RedBox.
I mentioned this on Twitter – here was one thread of response.
JoannePistonFan @brianspaeth Is redbox that thing inside the grocery store?
brianspaeth @JoannePistonFan Yeah movies live inside there and you push the button to tell them to come out. Also you do that with money.
So like to solve this, I went ahead and tried to get Wolverine Begins at three different RedBoxes – all three were out of it.
The problem is, it took me a while to determine they didn’t have it. One, I just assumed part of the whole RedBox gag was that they always have everything.
Two, it never actually told me that it didn’t have Wolverine Begins – no “sold out” or anything – it just like takes it out of the menu options.
So like a stupid person, instead of waiting for maybe the next week, I just bought it for $20. This, a movie I really didn’t want to see.
Not only that, but I didn’t even go to Wal-Mart – it was at the grocery store check-out line, and if you’ve read me for any length of time, you know POP (Point Of Purchase) items are my personal money extraction drugs.
Also, this all happened like two months ago, before Wolverine Begins was out on DVD. Do you think RedBox likes it when I refer to their business as a “gag”. wtf
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Quick links of the past three days guest posts:
09/15 Chris Illuminati’s Great Moments In Christory: 9 Games For Kids Who Aren’t Yours
09/16 I Have HDD: An Analysis of Your Inspiration (This is like a serious post, so be careful.)
09/17 Jordi Scrubbings’ The Serious Tip: How to Interact With Girls on Twitter
Today I’m over at Half Broke Hotel talking about the time I saw Star Trek in IMAX, and how that time was this week.
This has been a lot of writing – lucky there’s only three and a half more months to go on this blog tour.
Other things of note, and then I promise to get back to the cutting-edge irreverence you crave on Monday.
Dylan Mooney is on Facebook. What happens when he starts to talking to Calvin Stadiums.
Phil Jackson sticking that T-mobile phone in my face is starting to freak me out for some reason. It was fine initially, but now it’s like all weird.
Thanks to all the people who claimed to be mesmerized by the second WSM? teaser:
MCM, 1889ca
Susan Cooper, Buzz Edition
Will Leitch, New York Magazine
Natalie Sitto, Need4Sheed
Jennifer Keene, Who Is Just Like A Cool Chick
JE Skeets, Yahoo! Sports
Amber Osbourne, Destructo Deviations
Henry Abbot, ESPN
Nate Jones, AOL & Jones on the NBA
Jack Kogod, KSK and Deadspin (AKA Unsilent Majority)
A lot of people asked me why these were the chosen ones, and like the answer is “because”. There are also new behind the scenes production photos on the Facebook Page, so like go there and now I will go to sleep.
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Guest-posting at Chris Illuminati’s site, revealing the top 9 games to play with toddlers.
The second Who Shot Mamba? teaser is up and running on the Facebook Page, and that’s the only place you’ll see it until next week.)
I almost wrote something kinda deep and self-analytical today, but after a night of having dreams about being accused of terrorism and not being allowed to graduate high school, I decided it can wait.
It’s a valid topic, but I want to think about it more. Plus, Bjorn from Half Broke Hotel hit me up on Facebook with this.
Last night, I really had a dream with Bill Walton in it and I asked him what it was like to work with you. He said he was never sure that you knew what you were talking about, but thinks he liked it. Then the roof of the old house we were standing on collapsed and other stuff started happening.
Can someone analyze this, and also what does it mean that I’m kinda jealous I wasn’t on the roof, also -
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If you don’t remember when it was yesterday and a couple business guys were sharing conversations about the big $10/hr deal then go look at that.
