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Last year, for reasons of my own, I taught my nieces a new mantra for Easter.
It was a simple and joyful, “EASTER IN YOUR FACE!”
They were three at the time – in retrospect, perhaps it was immature of me to do this to (for?) them.
Being that they’re almost four, it’s time to [...]
I had to call up GoDaddy DOT COM this morning to cancel a domain that automatically renewed when I didn’t want it to do that.
When the guy went to put me on hold, he asked me if I wanted “music” or “peace and quiet” – the way it was asked made it sound [...]
Okay, I’m doing Twitter, but I don’t know if I’ll keep up with it. Honestly, anything I have to say to the internet, I usually flesh out right here.
I can’t see doing a “walking down the street” or “typing something into Twitter” or “making out with a bunch of girls at once [...]
(I’m playing with my nieces a lot. My brother’s next kid will hopefully have an aircraft carrier as opposed to a dollhouse.
This elicited a swift “No, BRIAN! Spidey does NOT take a bath!”)
Chicago is weird, because sometimes when I’m here, it seems like I fall down.
This is because of ice on [...]
The way things work these days, one day you’re not famous at all, and the next day you’re super-famous.
I realize it doesn’t really work this way – in reality there’s a fan-base built up of a core target audience, and then there’s a roll-out to the mainstream.
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