Well my running happened at Mosquito Junction and that’s not like the TV show at all and maybe that’s their trick.
Like on the cartoon the hero kids do their wind sprints and the mosquitos are like, “Hey kids. Come in here to our junction because there is a nice lake to run by and you can have your emotions because of how beautiful it is and we’ll teach you to spell. Also, hello.”
Well in real life it is a long con and they just want to take bites of you and the bites are mostly on your legs and there are 40 of them that you can see.
The only way to fix that is to make your internet start working for you and you can pay it with nice hugs maybe.
One of the most effective home remedies you can use is banana peel.
Get the peelings of a banana and rub the inside part to the affected area for a few seconds up to a minute. Swelling and itching almost always immediately disappears. Put the banana in the fridge or make a banana milkshake so that the fruit will not go to waste.
Thanks for that good job tip on how not to be a wasteful guy who is also a cool stud.
Also it worked and I smell like bananas and that’s a haha moment because of how I had so much itching I did that right in the grocery store and also when it didn’t work fast enough I tried a cantaloupe and some non-salted Rold Gold pretzel rods, so maybe it was the trifecta that did made my itching stop.
One of the words they teach on Mosquito Junction is door.
I was having a thing last night where my sleep wouldn’t happen to me because of how much I was thinking about how deep I can be sometimes.
What that means is about how I think so hard about things, and emotions, and pretentious, and etc.
The part of my thinking that finally made me not be awake anymore was when I made an excitement list about all the different facts I have, and those are animal facts like you didn’t know. lol
Okay here they are for you.
four legs
lungs like people, except fish with their gills that they have
small brains
food
run fast
Another one that maybe is to think about some more is chasing, because sometimes they chase you and then vice versa if it’s in the woods and not the house.
Look out if they growl.
Okay so I don’t have any pets which is the lesson you can take home and maybe also share that at the goofster coffee house with your pals.
(This seems like a book that is for me to read for sure even though it’s about how to make your farm have modern countertops or something.)
Yesterday I was listening to some Huey Lewis and the News again like my brother is always saying to with his “hey go listen to this right now or I’ll lock you out of the house again” voice that he liked to use when we were being kids.
One of the songs is the happy-go-lucky one about how love can be so powerful and a skateboarding cool guy.
It’s one of the ones that happened in a movie and that movie was Back to Some Future.
Since I was a smaller version of me I always thought it went like this:
Chain your heart,
To a little white girl,
Even when I was that little fella I was thinking “oh man I hope Huey’s grandpa doesn’t own slaves” because that seemed weird in a way that was bad.
Well, just like with my special cucumber/pickle connection, I only did a realization moment here in my adult experience that it’s like this:
Chain your heart,
To a little white dove,
Still that’s not making all my senses click but at least it rhymes in the song now and doesn’t need the Constitution to step in.
Don’t be a grouch.
Look at this eagle, it’s running running running,
Look at this eagle, it may be a hawk!
Look at this eagle, it’s running running running,
Look at this eagle, I wonder if he talk!
Talk eagle talk!
Say something good!
Talk eagle talk!
Do you drink blued!
Look at this eagle, it’s running running running,
Look at this eagle, it has strong legs!
Look at this eagle, it’s running running running,
Look at this eagle, I wonder if he talk!
Talk eagle talk!
Talk about your running!
Talk eagle talk!
I wonder if he talk!
Do you think the eagle can talk and what do you think it would say if it could. Also, is it actually just a hawk that thinks it’s an eagle.
(I’m gathering together all the @Brandi88 Coloring Contest entries and forming a gallery.
I already know who won, so it’s exciting to know I’ll be giving away $30 soon.)
You may be looking for a “what did you do while you were away from the net” post today, but I don’t feel like an a-b-c description of the events is particularly useful, and let’s face it – it’s all about being useful.
I want to skip right to the results of my excursion, and they are as follows:
1) Duck – This is the typical one you think of when going on about the water-based birds. Lays eggs, says quack, walks in front of your car, lives at the zoo.
2) Goose – This is a duck who can fly.
3) Swan – This is a duck-goose amalgam crossbreed hybrid.
That’s basically it, and it hasn’t escaped me that I could’ve Googled it at any point in time since they made up Google. I hope this teaches you a bit about self-discovery.
Next is the buffalo/moose/antelope thing – again, I’m just letting the answers arrive from within.
I did finish a mini-book I’d been working on, related to WSM?, and then started another book not related at all to WSM?.
What’s the most exciting or important or significant thing you did last week. Have you ever eaten swan.
(Go be pals with the iconic and singular Calvin Stadiums on Facebook – challenge him to 1-on-1.)
Well my running happened at Mosquito Junction and that’s not like the TV show at all and maybe that’s their trick.
