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If you’ve watched my latest vlog/video (embedded below), you might think I have some kind of jealousy for Avatar star Sam Worthington and his massive career.
This isn’t true at all.
First of all, I consider myself a writer, not an actor, which means I’m jealous of Sam Worthington’s writing career.
He wrote [...]
(It’s my mom’s birthday, so I made this and did a Facebook for her with it, so it could go with all the other nice messages she gets.)
I was on a message board and people were talking about how CDs aren’t things that happen anymore, and I said this.
digital music era is [...]
Time to break down some real numbers, so I can explain the lucrative accidental miracle that is calling people and pretending to be a turtle, aka turtlecalls.
Okay, junior accountants, get your calculator apps on your Googelle phones.
There is a chart you can use to run the numbers.
I’m rich!
If you [...]
Maybe you know @worstfan and if you don’t he’s that guy who looks for grill commercials with miniature and sickly dopplegangers of me in it giving that big BBQ advice. Then he makes a Tweet about it in real-time.
If anyone knows this guy have him call me and that’s [...]
Well in case my new book doesn’t make that crazy money happen to me because of how I forget to market it again, maybe the backup plan will be the way to go.
The backup plan is the main plan – that’s those movies and you already know that.
Well one is in [...]
So I was falling down at my Sidewalk Tweetup and my phone went to this blogsite web post about things this booty would tell her 17 year-old self and I started rolling around on the sidewalk thinking about my list.
So here are the things I would say to the me that is [...]
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