Bruce Willis on Twitter

By On July 18, 2009 · 41 Comments · In Bruce Willis, Twitter

palm springs film festival 2 060108I backpedaled through a Twitter thread this morning that made my laughing happen like a few different times.

@thraveboy I think we got shafted. All other planets have moons with fancy names and we got stuck with “moon”. Boring.

@mfeige @thraveboy have you been there? THEN DON’T TALK BAD ABOUT IT!

@thraveboy @mfeige Dude, I’ve been there a zillion times. No great shakes, trust me.

@mfeige @thraveboy Alright. Did you help put out the large fire? With Bruce Willis?

@alexiskn @thraveboy Sometimes Bruce Willis is so American that he gives me Post-Modern Surrealism Syndrome.

@mfeige He’s a real American hero!

@brianspaeth @mfeige @alexiskn @thraveboy That whole moon–>been there–>Bruce Willis thread is gold – I want to make a poster.

@mfeige @brianspaeth Do it! I love posters!

I think my favorite is the @mfeige angry outburst in defense of the moon. I actually like to think it was less anger and more like an on-the-verge-of-tears-with-mild-anger expression of shock.

Kinda the type of thing where he’s maybe covering his ears, and like not gonna be hearing that, right? Why doesn’t Bruce Willis have his own G.I. Joe, like they did with Walter Payton and Hulk Hogan?

 
  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Because kids would immediately be put into violent situations which Everyman hero Bruce Willis would have to keep showing up to save them from. Plus, he wouldn't do the “and knowing is half the battle” PSAs

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Okay then why haven't they made “Lil' Die Hard” ala Muppet Babies?

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    That my friend is just a terrible oversight by the animation entertainment industry that needs to rectified ASAP

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    and people say twitter is “stupid”? you're absolutely right; that is gold! and i don't say that solely because i was barely involved…

    and OMG i forgot about that Hulk Hogan one!! i think he was my favorite!!

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I think it's funny how this post has 5 comments, but “Why This Blog is so Horrible” has 81. lol

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    three questions:
    1) can you explain that “Reactions” section thingy down there to me? i thought i understood, but i don't think i do…
    2) how much do you think the G.I. Joe movie is gonna suck?
    3) did you see my G.I. Joe slurpee cup i got the other day? it's holographic!

  • mfeige

    @alexiskn told me to comment more. So I'll answer her questions although I'm pretty sure they won't posed to me.

    1. Tweets?
    2.Transformers was good explosion-y and Gobot-y Transformerm-y this is like that plus dumb, but it good be dumb and good. LOL.
    3. I wish I could get holographic cups, but NY has no Seven-Elevens. :(
    4. Although I love the Moon. I don't know whether I liked the movie “Moon”

    Also I saw a trailer today that started like this: In 126,000 years Voyager II will pass the Star Sirius. I paused the movie and bought tickets. Turns out it's some romantic thing not about space. I was slightly disappointed. But he does hangout in an Astronaut suits which is cool. Also I have no idea what this movie is called.

    Yay for Comments!

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    wait… you bought tickets to a movie you don't know the name of?

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    Well not literally. But I'm gonna go see it. In my mind I bought the Ticket. I do have to find out what it's called.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I think you've really found your voice. If you're commenting more it will only improve things.

    As to GI…I was a really devoted fan of the toys and comics and cartoon. Like, really devoted. I really like those things.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    And he paused the movie to do it! lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I found the name of the movie on this website: http://mommysavers.com/boards/special-needs/121… using the search terms: movie aspergers space

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    haha! this really made me LOL. imagining him pausing the movie to imagine
    buying a movie ticket.

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    you want my holographic Snake Eyes cup?

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    wait, what does Asperger's have to do with it? and the fact that it's called Adam is disappointing.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Is it old-school Snake-Eyes?

    I want Shipwreck in the movie, and I want Sawyer from Lost to play him.

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    no, it's from the new movie: http://twitpic.com/ah882

    and yes i agree Sawyer from Lost should play any guy in any movie ever. shirtless.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    All I remembered about the movie was that the main character was AWK so I figured it was an aspergers meme and I knew about space.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I love Sawyer. He's got that Swaggy-swag! I'm thinking we should all have a lost party at my house I have it all on blu-ray. YAY Lost!

    On Another note, Bro, GI Joe > Bruce Willis?

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  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    @alexiskn told me to comment more. So I'll answer her questions although I'm pretty sure they won't posed to me.

    1. Tweets?
    2.Transformers was good explosion-y and Gobot-y Transformerm-y this is like that plus dumb, but it good be dumb and good. LOL.
    3. I wish I could get holographic cups, but NY has no Seven-Elevens. :(
    4. Although I love the Moon. I don't know whether I liked the movie “Moon”

    Also I saw a trailer today that started like this: In 126,000 years Voyager II will pass the Star Sirius. I paused the movie and bought tickets. Turns out it's some romantic thing not about space. I was slightly disappointed. But he does hangout in an Astronaut suits which is cool. Also I have no idea what this movie is called.

    Yay for Comments!

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    wait… you bought tickets to a movie you don't know the name of?

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    Well not literally. But I'm gonna go see it. In my mind I bought the Ticket. I do have to find out what it's called.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    I think you've really found your voice. If you're commenting more it will only improve things.

    As to GI…I was a really devoted fan of the toys and comics and cartoon. Like, really devoted. I really like those things.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    And he paused the movie to do it! lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I found the name of the movie on this website: http://mommysavers.com/boards/special-needs/121… using the search terms: movie aspergers space

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    haha! this really made me LOL. imagining him pausing the movie to imagine
    buying a movie ticket.

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    you want my holographic Snake Eyes cup?

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    wait, what does Asperger's have to do with it? and the fact that it's called Adam is disappointing.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    Is it old-school Snake-Eyes?

    I want Shipwreck in the movie, and I want Sawyer from Lost to play him.

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    no, it's from the new movie: http://twitpic.com/ah882

    and yes i agree Sawyer from Lost should play any guy in any movie ever. shirtless.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    All I remembered about the movie was that the main character was AWK so I figured it was an aspergers meme and I knew about space.

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I love Sawyer. He's got that Swaggy-swag! I'm thinking we should all have a lost party at my house I have it all on blu-ray. YAY Lost!

    On Another note, Bro, GI Joe > Bruce Willis?

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  • Jazy84

    Stupid ad of bank in Russia with Bruce Willis

  • Jazy84

    + another one

  • Jazy84

    breaking the law!

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    banks!