Blue Hulk

If you’ve watched my latest vlog/video (embedded below), you might think I have some kind of jealousy for Avatar star Sam Worthington and his massive career.

This isn’t true at all.

First of all, I consider myself a writer, not an actor, which means I’m jealous of Sam Worthington’s writing career.

He wrote Con Air when he was 12. At that age, I hadn’t even figured out I wanted to write yet.

Even if I was prone to jealousy of others’ careers – a wasted form of mind power and time – clearly my head shape and masculinity levels don’t allow for Sam and I to even be compared.

My jealousy target would be Edward Norton, as seen above. That’s even more irrational, though. He’s a far better actor than I could ever hope to be, and blue isn’t close to the color of jealousy.

Are my eyes really that colorful. lol