BFF, Jerry Rice, Bruce's Foods

By On April 29, 2009 · 37 Comments · In Blogs, Books, Brad Radby, Girls, My Art, NBA, Twitter

Four ways to be my BFF:

1) Post about how you read and loved one of my books on Twitter, like @mfeige did.

2) Be a cool girl. (For example, @Brandi88 – she likes jokes and actoring.)

3) Be someone who grew up with me and is my actual BFF.

4) Take my idea about saying stupid things to celebrities on Twitter, call the website “JERRY RICE’S HERE COMES THE BLOGS!!!”, and be much better at it than I ever could be.

This is my new favorite site. A sample from his post about Tweeting to Diddy:

Sorry I was at the party and that’s why no BLOGS for awhile.

YO!!!

Okay so now one more hot stuff booty babe isn’t a virgin. WHO’S THE MAN!!!

@iamdiddy Let me know when you taking a nap I want to snap them crackers! LOL!!!

I have only two words, and they are UM and WOW. Jerry Rice’s Twitter is right here.

As far as yesterday’s little experiment with Miss Destructo and Bruce’s Food’s, you can read almost the entirety of the letter I wrote over at her site. Tempest, sirs…tempest.

P.S. I’m apparently an accidental genius of some kind. If you happen to see a company in need of a social media presence, and you’d like to be that social media presence, give me a shout, and I’ll put you together with them.

(Follow me on Twitter here.)
(Download the first 55 pages of my epic, pretentious, and stupid book, Prelude to a Super Airplane, here.)

 
  • alexiskn

    your El Dirk Arte is soooooo good and amazing that i was totally mesmerized and started daydreaming and it distracted me from Matthew McConaughey on real live tv…

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    your El Dirk Arte is soooooo good and amazing that i was totally mesmerized and started daydreaming and it distracted me from Matthew McConaughey on real live tv…

  • http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net Both Teams Played Hard

    @jerryricetwo @bigwillsmith I, Robot was good man more robots wtf your arm was a robot!? WHAAAT!! Call me.

    Amazing.

  • http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net BothTeamsPlayedHard

    @jerryricetwo @bigwillsmith I, Robot was good man more robots wtf your arm was a robot!? WHAAAT!! Call me.

    Amazing.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    LOL YES

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    LOL YES

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i don't like sweet potato fries, but wouldn't mind trying yam fries. maybe call them yamcicles?

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i don't like sweet potato fries, but wouldn't mind trying yam fries. maybe call them yamcicles?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    But they aren't in the cicle family at all.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    But they aren't in the cicle family at all.

  • TVBrain
  • TVBrain
  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    That site is very confusing.

    Also, every girl you link to seems really effusive. Can you mix it up with a few somber, tattooed girls who are into David Lynch and Roberto Bolano? Thanks.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    That site is very confusing.

    Also, every girl you link to seems really effusive. Can you mix it up with a few somber, tattooed girls who are into David Lynch and Roberto Bolano? Thanks.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i just spent a decent amount of time re-living my timbertoes memories before i re-read your reply. goofus and gallant ftw!

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i just spent a decent amount of time re-living my timbertoes memories before i re-read your reply. goofus and gallant ftw!

  • Mr. Rogers

    you're down 20% in popularity this week on amazon

  • Mr. Rogers

    you're down 20% in popularity this week on amazon

  • Mr. Rogers

    whoops-not amazon, imdb

  • Mr. Rogers

    whoops-not amazon, imdb

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    I have a friend named Susan. I call her LAZY SUSAN. She's got a lazy eye.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    I have a friend named Susan. I call her LAZY SUSAN. She's got a lazy eye.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    That means like only 2 people looked me up this week instead of 3.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    That means like only 2 people looked me up this week instead of 3.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i think i know her

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i think i know her

  • http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

    I've got bad news…we can't be BFF's unless perhaps you open up #1 to people who liked your movie. I hope I didn't just ruin your day.

  • http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

    I've got bad news…we can't be BFF's unless perhaps you open up #1 to people who liked your movie. I hope I didn't just ruin your day.

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    I just wish I knew what a gat-face was so that I could properly have it on

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    I just wish I knew what a gat-face was so that I could properly have it on

  • Mr. Rogers

    you're down 20% in popularity this week on amazon

  • Mr. Rogers

    whoops-not amazon, imdb

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    I have a friend named Susan. I call her LAZY SUSAN. She's got a lazy eye.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    That means like only 2 people looked me up this week instead of 3.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i think i know her

  • http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

    I've got bad news…we can't be BFF's unless perhaps you open up #1 to people who liked your movie. I hope I didn't just ruin your day.

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    I just wish I knew what a gat-face was so that I could properly have it on