Four ways to be my BFF:
1) Post about how you read and loved one of my books on Twitter, like @mfeige did.
2) Be a cool girl. (For example, @Brandi88 – she likes jokes and actoring.)
3) Be someone who grew up with me and is my actual BFF.
4) Take my idea about saying stupid things to celebrities on Twitter, call the website “JERRY RICE’S HERE COMES THE BLOGS!!!”, and be much better at it than I ever could be.
This is my new favorite site. A sample from his post about Tweeting to Diddy:
Sorry I was at the party and that’s why no BLOGS for awhile.
YO!!!
Okay so now one more hot stuff booty babe isn’t a virgin. WHO’S THE MAN!!!
@iamdiddy Let me know when you taking a nap I want to snap them crackers! LOL!!!
I have only two words, and they are UM and WOW. Jerry Rice’s Twitter is right here.
As far as yesterday’s little experiment with Miss Destructo and Bruce’s Food’s, you can read almost the entirety of the letter I wrote over at her site. Tempest, sirs…tempest.
P.S. I’m apparently an accidental genius of some kind. If you happen to see a company in need of a social media presence, and you’d like to be that social media presence, give me a shout, and I’ll put you together with them.
(Follow me on Twitter here.)
(Download the first 55 pages of my epic, pretentious, and stupid book, Prelude to a Super Airplane, here.)
