While I was away, the following things happened.
1) I’m almost done with book #2. Thanks to those of you who took a look at it – it’s been overhauled pretty majorly at this point, i.e. you don’t know what Helmet Cops or A Place at the Table or Magic Basketball Wishes are.
2) My sister wants to join Twitter, so collectively, we need to help her when she does so.
3) I saw this sink at Home Depot, and spent a full 120 minutes staring at it, hoping and wishing it would turn on.
I just needed to know what happens – based on the drain, it expects the water to go all the way to the edges, right?
4) Was also in Best Buy, and talked to the customer service girl for about 90 minutes, and I didn’t even need customer service.
Guess what – she was good-looking, and athletic, and under the age of 25, with a cutesy pop/rock singing voice and dark brown hair – as you know, this is my perfect woman, and she knew about Best Buy so much.
5) I made friends with the Cavs again. I think part of me liking them is not talking about them on the internet, but I really got locked back in when they looked like the old Cavs in the 4th quarter against the Magic.
LeBron also noted that they’ve been playing like garbage, despite the winning, so at least we’re all on the same page. Celtics – rear-view mirror, by their own admission.
The big thing to figure out here is that sink, though. It’s only $900, too.
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