Being Internet Pretty

(Thanks to @beavercheese for the pic and how it shows that you want that dictionary right there because of my vocabulary.)

Hey if you are like me you are always getting chats on your Google mailbox screen and the chats are from girls and they are nice girls.

Sometimes they are like, “who is this guy sending me weirdo emails tee-hee-hee,” and you’re like, “hey big man is busy over here babe lol,” and yep typing that ‘lol’ is a for sure decision to help hide your ego that is raging so much.

That goes on for awhile and then she sends you the email and you put it on your website blog.

Also you tell her not to worry about telling who she is and that you will cover it up and maybe just don’t go to your blog tomorrow just in case.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: [redacted]
Date: Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 4:04 PM
Subject: So beautiful!
To: [redacted]

Kristin [Brennan],

you are soooo beautiful! Just wanted to let you know that!

Okay so you know Kristin’s Twitter is right here so did I keep a secret in a way that is good or what.

She is pretty like that email guy said so good job on that honesty. Oops here comes another round of emails from my girlfriends.

Oops again because now they all know there are more than one of them. I should email [redacted] and ask how he makes his smooth moves work.

Am I a smart guy or what.