BANNER FEB2010

Awesome New Supplement

by Brian on January 11, 2010

in Drugs, Health, WTF, Weightlifting

Calvin StadiumsAs you may or may not know, long ago I was a personal trainer, a brief gig that sprung mainly from my love for health and fitness.

During that time, I tried probably every nutritional supplement possible, and even now continue to keep an eye on the newer stuff coming, some of which might be deemed “borderline legal”.

It’s rooted in a longing I have to be offered a role where they’re like, “This pays a lot of money and it’s yours, but we need you to put on 20 pounds in two months.”

When that happens, I’ll call and apologize to my mom, then speed-race to the nearest steroid dealer I can track down with more excitement than anyone has ever done anything with.

Anyway, there’s an interesting product swirling around that surely will be banned sooner rather than later.

Perusing a message board where some people are trying it out, apparently there’s a small vision-based side effect that accompanies the ingestion of said product.

Here are some posts made by users.

Occasional blurred vision side [effects] are still something that will have to be taken in account till there is a sure fire way to either stop it or lower the chance of getting it.

Slight and occasional blurring. Annoying, but somewhat mild really.

I did have a blurred vision. It wasn’t much but I remember having to concentrate more to focus on things. I also had a vision sides during the day – yellow tint, color cycling and a definite blurring.

What.

i don’t think any of us experienced blurred vision, we only lost the ability to see farther at night; we could only see where the light was aiming at. also it took longer to adjust from light to dark places, and at night we couldn’t see the sky even with a full moon.

Oh.

God.

BUT DID IT MAKE YOU BIG AND STRONG.

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  • This sounds like a House episode in the making. I can see him responding sardonically to that sky comment. And then stealing Wilson's sandwich.
  • He's like, "What good are your new biceps if you can't see them, you jerk?" and he guy is like, "Actually I can lift more things at work and do it faster and with less risk for injury. This wasn't about vanity, but productivity. Who's the jerk now, House?" and then House has a heart attack.
  • And then you realize it's only 8:24pm so that can't be the diagnosis. Cuddy is a sucker for the man's biceps though. She just made him director of the hospital. But only at night.
  • my favorite part was "I did have a blurred vision"... meatheads, gotta love them
  • nrojb
    isn't the night sky the absence of light? how does one see this to begin with??
  • I just wanna take the pills and worry about that later.
  • one time, my mom and i went on a cruise, and i got that motion sickness patch that you stick behind your ear, just in case, and then my vision was really blurry and i couldn't read even with my glasses and my mom had to read the dinner menu to me every night. actually this happened two times.
  • Did that give you bigger muscles though?
  • no. i think it made me sleepy though. and then i fell asleep on the beach and got a sunburn, oopsies!
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