(I would never go see the Dragonball movie, but if this is what Emmy Rossum is gonna be looking like in it, I’ll have to.
She’s been my favorite since like when I saw this picture 15 minutes ago. I thought she only did sophisticated movies like “Poseidon” – I’m totally into her now.
UPDATE: Wait – she’s only 22? Hasn’t she been a full-grown woman for like 10 years at least?)
I think one of the main things that’d be fun about being famous is pretending you’re making a complete mess out of your fame and fortune, and then watching everyone talk about it.
Take this quote regarding a particular actress.
I’ve cleverly hidden who it is by being clever aboot it.
“Lindsay’s been drinking, doing cocaine and causing all-around mayhem for the past few months.”
Like if that were me, I’d totally play into it, by being even worse than they say, and calling the media out for trying to protect me.
It’d be hilarious if like things were so bad, that my mom had no choice but to write about it in the Christmas letter that goes out to family and friends.
She’s just like, “Screw it – they’re all reading about it anyway; let’s just tell it like it is. Our son causes all-around mayhem – you happy?”
Just what all-around mayhem is, I don’t know, although I do know I’ve definitely caused it before.
I know it’s not, but it sounds like a living, breathing tornado (who may or may not be sentient) follows you around, leaving a path of destruction in your wake.
Hey – that’s a great movie:
My Naughty Tornado
A young boy must figure out why everyone hates him when his best friend, a tornado, begins blowing stuff around whenever he leaves the house.
I can’t get to that until maybe January, but you can be sure that moved right up my to-do list.
Oh, I’ve also determined that my “ha-ha it’s so funny how everyone in Texas has guns” demeanor will probably get me shot within hours of making contact with the Dallas natives next week.
