Romance novelTo preface this, you need to know that I locked my keys in my car about a week ago, and the AAA guy that came to get them out was FURIOUS at my ineptness, especially when it turned out the keys weren’t even in the car.

So I was on Blackberry Messenger with the same person I was on with when it happened last time.

Brian: Gah damn it I left my lights on now my battery is dead

Girl: Omg brian
Girl: You have so many car troubles

Brian: I swear I call AAA once a week lol

Girl: LOL

Brian: it’s not the car it’s me – just always in a hurry

Girl: Omg if that same guy some again
Girl: Comes

Brian: Lololol oh god it’s even more cold today

Girl: Lol forever

Brian: I will buy him this romance novel from borders
Brian: IMG00608.jpg ( 77.03KB )

Girl: LOLOL

Brian: I’m just like “sorry man I know it’s cold I got this for you”

Girl: “This should keep you warm at least a little”

Brian: Lol
Brian: Oh man it is cold out

Girl: : (

Brian: My hands have frostbite and no longer work

Girl: R u wearing shorts again
Girl: Oh no lol

Brian: LOL
Brian: Like my car won’t start and also I tripped on the curb and fell down and can’t get up lol

Girl: LOLOL

Brian: Nobody will help me lol

Girl: Lmao
Girl: Omg

Brian: I’m loling for real right in the middle of the store lol

Girl: Lol lol lol

Brian: Oh god the car just started now what lolol
Brian: He will get here and I won’t be lol

Girl: LOL SHUT UP

Brian: I will leave the book on the ground with a sorry note

Girl: Omg I’m dying
Girl: LOL
Girl: Horrible

Brian: Oh man I am glad I can share this with you

Girl: Lol omg me too brian

Brian: going to the gym – time to get big and strong!

What happens to all my BBM pals when the Google Phone takes hold of my life January 5th? Do you think I can still find ways to have mobile instant messaging fun?

 
  • http://www.kingisafink.wordpress.com/ King is a Fink

    Ha! I love this (your post, not your car problems or your falling down). My friend Allen writes “plays” constructed from real (and hilarious) texts he exchanges with his partner, mostly about things he wants Jeff to pick up from the store on the way home from work. Allen’s text plays will probably end up on Broadway.

    Hope your AAA guy enjoyed the book…

  • JoannePistonFan

    Are you still on the curb? Should I call 911?

  • http://kbtoyswith.wordpress.com/ Kristin

    will it ever be:

    Brian: …

    GUY: ..

    such a ladies man, b. LOL FOREVER.

  • http://kbtoyswith.wordpress.com/ Kristin

    will it ever be:

    Brian: …

    GUY: ..

    such a ladies man, b. LOL FOREVER.