To preface this, you need to know that I locked my keys in my car about a week ago, and the AAA guy that came to get them out was FURIOUS at my ineptness, especially when it turned out the keys weren’t even in the car.
So I was on Blackberry Messenger with the same person I was on with when it happened last time.
Brian: Gah damn it I left my lights on now my battery is dead
Girl: Omg brian
Girl: You have so many car troublesBrian: I swear I call AAA once a week lol
Girl: LOL
Brian: it’s not the car it’s me – just always in a hurry
Girl: Omg if that same guy some again
Girl: ComesBrian: Lololol oh god it’s even more cold today
Girl: Lol forever
Brian: I will buy him this romance novel from borders
Brian: IMG00608.jpg ( 77.03KB )Girl: LOLOL
Brian: I’m just like “sorry man I know it’s cold I got this for you”
Girl: “This should keep you warm at least a little”
Brian: Lol
Brian: Oh man it is cold outGirl: : (
Brian: My hands have frostbite and no longer work
Girl: R u wearing shorts again
Girl: Oh no lolBrian: LOL
Brian: Like my car won’t start and also I tripped on the curb and fell down and can’t get up lolGirl: LOLOL
Brian: Nobody will help me lol
Girl: Lmao
Girl: OmgBrian: I’m loling for real right in the middle of the store lol
Girl: Lol lol lol
Brian: Oh god the car just started now what lolol
Brian: He will get here and I won’t be lolGirl: LOL SHUT UP
Brian: I will leave the book on the ground with a sorry note
Girl: Omg I’m dying
Girl: LOL
Girl: HorribleBrian: Oh man I am glad I can share this with you
Girl: Lol omg me too brian
Brian: going to the gym – time to get big and strong!
What happens to all my BBM pals when the Google Phone takes hold of my life January 5th? Do you think I can still find ways to have mobile instant messaging fun?

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Ha! I love this (your post, not your car problems or your falling down). My friend Allen writes “plays” constructed from real (and hilarious) texts he exchanges with his partner, mostly about things he wants Jeff to pick up from the store on the way home from work. Allen’s text plays will probably end up on Broadway.
Hope your AAA guy enjoyed the book…
Are you still on the curb? Should I call 911?
will it ever be:
Brian: …
GUY: ..
such a ladies man, b. LOL FOREVER.
will it ever be:
Brian: …
GUY: ..
such a ladies man, b. LOL FOREVER.
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