An Airplane Thought

By On November 19, 2008 · 16 Comments · In Airplanes, Bruce Willis, Girls, Misc

I was driving in a car a bit ago, on my way to an airplane station, and oddly enough, I started thinking about airplanes.

Let me bring you into my mind, and my world. Come with me on this journey.

I’m in an airplane, and the airplane employees are explaining how to put on the airplane seat belts, and what to do if the airplane breathing tubes come out of the airplane storage compartments.

“In case of an airplane crash, remain calm,” the airplane waitress tells us.

I raise my hand, but at an angle so as not to touch the roof of the airplane, for my seatmate is using the airplane air conditioning fan to keep their part of the airplane cooler.

“Yes, you there – in seat 4A of the airplane.”

“How calm do you want me specifically to be in case the airplane has an airplane crash?”

“Why are you different than any of the other airplane passengers on this airplane?”

“Because in times of emergency, such as an airplane crash, I’m able to more efficiently rescue others from the airplane dangers if I’m in a bit of a panic.”

The airplane waitress steps back into the airplane kitchen, whispering something to the other airplane waitress. I notice that these are the not just the most beautiful women on this airplane, but the most beautiful women on any airplane, anywhere, forever.

Then they signal to me – I don’t understand the signal, but I know in my heart that it’s some kind of special airplane signal.

I turn to my airplane seatmate slowly, just like Bruce Willis, and say, “I gotta go do something.”

They are asleep, I note, because they are not nearly as engaged and enchanted by the goings-on of the airplane as I am.

Perhaps they just want to use the airplane to get from point A to point B? “What a fool to abuse the pleasures of being on an airplane!” I think to myself.

That’s when I got to the airplane station, so I had to stop thinking about that particular airplane line of thought.

 
  • http://www.rajabell.com Raja Bell

    Airplanes don’t choo choo… :’(

  • http://www.rajabell.com Raja Bell

    Airplanes don’t choo choo… :’(

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Your like Segal in “Executive Decision”. Except you have a more bountiful head of follicles Brian. (That came off a bit…strange. But I’m good with it.)

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Your like Segal in “Executive Decision”. Except you have a more bountiful head of follicles Brian. (That came off a bit…strange. But I’m good with it.)

  • TVBrain

    Always bet on black.

  • TVBrain

    Always bet on black.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Haha. After watching that movie I always chew on a stir straw just in case.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Haha. After watching that movie I always chew on a stir straw just in case.

  • admin

    Wesley was sure that character was his Cobra.

  • admin

    Wesley was sure that character was his Cobra.

  • http://robgokee.com Rob Gokee

    How are the cold showers coming along?

    ADMIN; Can you please keep the comments airplane-related? I’d hate to ask you to leave.

    Uhh, have you taken any cold showers on a plane?

  • http://filmcomposeratlarge.com Rob Gokee

    How are the cold showers coming along?

    ADMIN; Can you please keep the comments airplane-related? I’d hate to ask you to leave.

    Uhh, have you taken any cold showers on a plane?

  • admin

    Cold showers are stastu quo – there’s no going back now.

  • admin

    Cold showers are stastu quo – there’s no going back now.

  • Kanengin

    I think airplane is better than train for travel to everyplace. First of all, airplane is more convenient and comfortable for passenger. For example, on the airplane there are many airline hostesses to serve, take care and help tourist but on the train there aren’t receptionist to help passenger when they have problem. Moreover, airplanes have good security system. For instance, airports have modern systems to take care of security of passengers. Before boarding the plane, staff will check supplies to protect from accident but railway station staff will not check supplies passenger can bring all supplies get on a train. For example, Suwannaphum Airport have many staff for check supplies and check around the airport to protect from accident. Finally, travel by airplane is faster. For example, I travel to Nakornsritammaraj by train it takes 14 hours but I travel by airplane it takes only 3 hours. Airplanes can help passengers save time very well such as passengers traveling by airplane use less time, so they have more time for sight seeing. People should travel by airplane because airplanes are convenient, have good security system and can help people save time very well.

  • Kanengin

    I think airplane is better than train for travel to everyplace. First of all, airplane is more convenient and comfortable for passenger. For example, on the airplane there are many airline hostesses to serve, take care and help tourist but on the train there aren’t receptionist to help passenger when they have problem. Moreover, airplanes have good security system. For instance, airports have modern systems to take care of security of passengers. Before boarding the plane, staff will check supplies to protect from accident but railway station staff will not check supplies passenger can bring all supplies get on a train. For example, Suwannaphum Airport have many staff for check supplies and check around the airport to protect from accident. Finally, travel by airplane is faster. For example, I travel to Nakornsritammaraj by train it takes 14 hours but I travel by airplane it takes only 3 hours. Airplanes can help passengers save time very well such as passengers traveling by airplane use less time, so they have more time for sight seeing. People should travel by airplane because airplanes are convenient, have good security system and can help people save time very well.