Alf, Gooby, Lakers

By On May 15, 2009 · 49 Comments · In Misc, WTF

1) Full episodes of ALF are now up on YouTube.

2) I dare you to watch this trailer for something called GOOBY and not have some kind of reaction.

Lakers wtf, right? I hope I’m wrong, but I have a feeling both of these Game 7s are blowouts on Sunday.

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  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    Does my umpteenth iteration of, “Man I hate kids” count as a reaction?

    I so hoped someone interesting was the man in the suit. Like James Woods or James Spader or Cronenberg.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    Does my umpteenth iteration of, “Man I hate kids” count as a reaction?

    I so hoped someone interesting was the man in the suit. Like James Woods or James Spader or Cronenberg.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    How many times does someone say, “Oh, Gooby…!” in exasperation during the movie?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    How many times does someone say, “Oh, Gooby…!” in exasperation during the movie?

  • joe

    blowouts in favor of who? (or is it whom?)

  • joe

    blowouts in favor of who? (or is it whom?)

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    It is whom.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    It is whom.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    The script must feature the word Gooby 150 times.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    The script must feature the word Gooby 150 times.

  • Zack

    i liked gooby more in The Shining.

  • Zack

    i liked gooby more in The Shining.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Lakers and Celtics.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Lakers and Celtics.

  • Cambie Brown

    Are you freaking kidding me? That is 1:55 that I'm never gonna get back!!

  • Cambie Brown

    Are you freaking kidding me? That is 1:55 that I'm never gonna get back!!

  • nrojb

    eugene levy really will do anything. isn't he the only constant through all the american pies?

  • nrojb

    eugene levy really will do anything. isn't he the only constant through all the american pies?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    He just wrapped on American Pie: The Video Blog Series.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    He just wrapped on American Pie: The Video Blog Series.

  • TVBrain

    I went to apple.com/trailers the other day and Gooby was one of 5 new trailers I watched that just made me mad. Bad Indy stuff and a cheap kids movie with lip flap in the trailer? Stop!

  • TVBrain

    I went to apple.com/trailers the other day and Gooby was one of 5 new trailers I watched that just made me mad. Bad Indy stuff and a cheap kids movie with lip flap in the trailer? Stop!

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    I'm gonna call you Gooby from now on when we make love.

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    I'm gonna call you Gooby from now on when we make love.

  • Benny08302

    Wow. Just…. wow. It looks like a bad 80s movie mixed with a direct-to-video Christian film. Wow.

    also, i fear for the blowouts as well. This is gonna be one the games in which the Lakers put forth effort.

    As for Boston-Orlando… I could see it going one of two ways: a close, hard fought Boston victory or the Celts just shellacking them in front of the home crowd. I can't see Orlando pulling this one out in Beantown… just can't (I think I'd rather the Cavs play Boston, just to see how hyped LBJ gets).

  • Benny08302

    Wow. Just…. wow. It looks like a bad 80s movie mixed with a direct-to-video Christian film. Wow.

    also, i fear for the blowouts as well. This is gonna be one the games in which the Lakers put forth effort.

    As for Boston-Orlando… I could see it going one of two ways: a close, hard fought Boston victory or the Celts just shellacking them in front of the home crowd. I can't see Orlando pulling this one out in Beantown… just can't (I think I'd rather the Cavs play Boston, just to see how hyped LBJ gets).

  • Boney

    I like how Benny08302 can just skim over this comment from the lovely AlanaG.

    It's about nakedness, the content of this blog post, and making love to a beautiful woman and Benny the mouth breather just chortles on with his own shtick.

  • Boney

    I like how Benny08302 can just skim over this comment from the lovely AlanaG.

    It's about nakedness, the content of this blog post, and making love to a beautiful woman and Benny the mouth breather just chortles on with his own shtick.

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    Awww hi Boney!

    Slight correction though, my comment was not really about nakedness because I only make love while wearing my Alf costume.

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    Awww hi Boney!

    Slight correction though, my comment was not really about nakedness because I only make love while wearing my Alf costume.

  • nrojb

    alfnostics are hot.

  • nrojb

    alfnostics are hot.

  • Benny08302

    my bad. apologies to Boney, AlanaG and the rest of the internet.

  • Benny08302

    my bad. apologies to Boney, AlanaG and the rest of the internet.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Everyone needs to apologize to Gooby.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Everyone needs to apologize to Gooby.

  • dpace

    Gooby and Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus will sweep the Oscars..

  • dpace

    Gooby and Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus will sweep the Oscars..

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'd like to see Riggs and Gooby square off.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'd like to see Riggs and Gooby square off.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i feel like if you shaved gooby, and gooby got mad about shaving gooby, gooby unshaved would look a lot like this: http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2009/05/there-is-…

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    i feel like if you shaved gooby, and gooby got mad about shaving gooby, gooby unshaved would look a lot like this: http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2009/05/there-is-…

  • http://lifeondumars.com/ Toasterhands

    I have a feeling Lakers will win by 20+ but that Orlando will beat the Celtics.

    Regarding the Lakers though, they're toast against Denver.

  • http://lifeondumars.com/ Toasterhands

    I have a feeling Lakers will win by 20+ but that Orlando will beat the Celtics.

    Regarding the Lakers though, they're toast against Denver.

  • alexiskn

    ive actually seen that thing in real life. its this artist that does hyper-realistic sculptures like that at odd sizes (like huge, or weirdly tiny). it's kind of really uncomfortable, but awesome. http://paintalicious.org/2007/09/14/ron-mueck-h…

    Oh, Gooby… !

  • http://alexisreviews.tumblr.com alexiskn

    ive actually seen that thing in real life. its this artist that does hyper-realistic sculptures like that at odd sizes (like huge, or weirdly tiny). it's kind of really uncomfortable, but awesome. http://paintalicious.org/2007/09/14/ron-mueck-h…

    Oh, Gooby… !

  • Boney

    ummm

    never talk to me again you sicko!

  • Boney

    ummm

    never talk to me again you sicko!

  • Boney

    ummm

    never talk to me again you sicko!