Alana G, Niki D'Andrea, Chapter 51

By On February 17, 2009 · 15 Comments · In Airplanes, Blogs, Brad Radby, Girls, NBA, PTSA CH51, Readers, Super Airplane

I have apparently obtained compassion of some kind.

Revisiting the “Alana G/NBA Tattoo Limit/Journalism” thing from the other day…the reporter in question first called, and then emailed me, asking what I knew.

Translated, that means, “OMG WTF REALLY? REALLY?”

I’m going to assume/hope that she was gonna try and put one over on me, but my gut tells me ‘no’. In fairness to her, she also sent a follow-up email a couple hours later that said if my NBA contact wouldn’t go on the record, she couldn’t use anything. So…maybe she did hop on Google and realize I was doing jokery.

In any case, I didn’t do anything with her, mainly because I felt bad about it. This has never happened to me before about anything. I did send her this.

from Brian Spaeth
to Niki Dandrea
date Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 6:15 AM
subject Re: NBA Tattoos (New Info)

Alana G is my girlfriend. Sorry I am a bad person. :(

Brian

PS Sometimes when I lift weights I go out of my way to do exercises in areas of the gym where there are more girls. :(

PPS When I say she’s my girlfriend I mean we do on-the-lips kissing all the time.

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Remember to buy my book – www.superairplane.com

I dunno – in any case, I feel awful about not being a bad person for your entertainment and reading pleasure, and submit the following without comment:

That reader is currently winning, because for the life of me I can’t figure out why they crossed out the ’1′. Read this post if you’re wondering wtf is going on.

 
  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    Shhhhhh Pencils don't listen to any of his nonsense, you're still my number one on-the-lips kisser.

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    Shhhhhh Pencils don't listen to any of his nonsense, you're still my number one on-the-lips kisser.

  • http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-roberge/a-statistical-guide-to-hi_b_160042.html Bob (aka Tom)

    Figured it out: he crossed out the 1 to make the 51 into a 5, as in question number 5, and his answer to it is to the right: “No.”

    Bravo sir.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    Figured it out: he crossed out the 1 to make the 51 into a 5, as in question number 5, and his answer to it is to the right: “No.”

    Bravo sir.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'm impressed with both of you now.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'm impressed with both of you now.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'm impressed with both of you now.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I'm impressed with both of you now.

  • Pencils

    Reahmphpffsnuff! :)

    @)}–>—

  • Pencils

    Reahmphpffsnuff! :)

    @)}–>—

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    @BRIAN: “PS Sometimes when I lift weights I go out of my way to do exercises in areas of the gym where there are more girls. :(“

    I DO TOO! We have this thing in common.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    @BRIAN: “PS Sometimes when I lift weights I go out of my way to do exercises in areas of the gym where there are more girls. :(“

    I DO TOO! We have this thing in common.

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Count it

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Count it

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Count it