If you’ve watched my latest vlog/video (embedded below), you might think I have some kind of jealousy for Avatar star Sam Worthington and his massive career.
This isn’t true at all.
First of all, I consider myself a writer, not an actor, which means I’m jealous of Sam Worthington’s writing career.
He wrote Con Air when he was 12. At that age, I hadn’t even figured out I wanted to write yet.
Even if I was prone to jealousy of others’ careers – a wasted form of mind power and time – clearly my head shape and masculinity levels don’t allow for Sam and I to even be compared.
My jealousy target would be Edward Norton, as seen above. That’s even more irrational, though. He’s a far better actor than I could ever hope to be, and blue isn’t close to the color of jealousy.
Are my eyes really that colorful. lol
I know I haven’t written much lately, and I want to assure anyone checking in that it’s not another blog suicide or any other sort of blog-based angst.
It’s just I’m finishing the next Super Airplane book – the same one I’ve been finishing since like July – and it’s taking up most of my daily word allotment.
There aren’t that many words.
One thing I did take the time to do is write this intro to my contribution to the admittedly overplayed Sh*t Says video meme. The fact that it’s overplayed allows me to deconstruct it here, however.
Would you sound like a spastic chimpanzee and look like you were turning into a Blue Hulk if you got shot.
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