(So that’s the temp cover for the new book and it’s a book that I wrote and it has 200 pages for you to read at.
On sale in October and that book is The Christmas Bridge, but more about that later.)
Well maybe you saw that my friend Barnes & Noble, Inc. (BKS/NYSE, 15.03 -0.53 (-3.41%)) is having a sad time and also their enemy who is my friend Borders has a virus too and that virus is that they will be like Circuit City soon.
That means instead of goods and employees they will have dust in there and also maybe some extension cords the manager forgot because of being mad about not having his job happen to him anymore.
Hey, looking good today.
A good idea I had about those stores is maybe the governors can make the zoning laws go all DJ Trucker and it can be so people can live in those places.
Also empty malls are a neat place to make our apartments and condos be.
For real, someone with a degree tell me why it can’t happen and when you do your telling be nice not like that Blockbuster guy who got all mean yesterday when I was taking measurements of his main checkout to see if my stove would fit there so I could make macaroni at my housewarming party.
How do those mall perfume stores stay open. lol
Hey this is an old post and that means maybe a week ago I thought a lot of viral videos would happen to it if I made it.
Things that are nice and mean beer got in the way and so here we go.
Bell Biv Devoe! lol
Inside the car wash is where I was when the picture happened and maybe you know that because you were the one who was with me in my car and remember that car was in the car wash. Try to keep up I already said it.
Well the guy said something that was like, “hey buddy your car wash is over, so move it on out or those people back there waiting to make their car washes happen will get mad,” and I waved him off and then made the person with me wave him off and that’s a double wave-off.
The car wash went on for four hours and a car wash kiss happened too and she was awful pretty and that’s why that happened. Don’t worry her boyfriend doesn’t even know and he even was working at the car wash.
That’s why I waved him off it’s so he wouldn’t see.
3:46 is a new world record for how fast I wrote this and that means no typos.
Sometimes there’s a meathead guy that lives inside the regular guy and they are both me but the meathead one feels silly because of how the regular guy lives on the outside and you can see where that is going.
But no for real my muscles are just hiding in a way that is deceptive. I can make them happen if I turn off my humble patrol meme that I have.
Anyway, that meathead guy hates those toe-shoe Vibrams and you know that about him and another thing he knows is don’t bring coffee to the gym, buddy!
For real it’s a weird thing and that guy who did both made my alarms happen this morning.
Good reason to post on this for you.
Hey so I was busy waking up this morning and sometimes I make my Android friend do that to me and my Android friend is my mobile telephone.
That’s a telly to you Englands.
Well it makes a sound and then I am going, “Oh man what is that noise I am so startled,” and start knocking over lamps and especially that one lamp I hate that one because of the shade on it always being dusty.
When I find my little friend I hit the button and slide him across the floor so I can get a little more rest and that’s maybe like eight more minutes that I want.
Yep I did that today except at the end of the slide that the phone did the screen lit up like a Ghostbusters trap and made a Ghostbusters noise and caught a ghost for me and that was a Herbert Hoover ghost and he invented the vacuum cleaner.
History is good for you don’t be afraid.
“What a great app and that would be a great app even if it didn’t really catch ghosts,” is what I thought and now I am sharing.
They should make that app but only for phones that can slide like my buddy does.
Oh and if you were wondering yep Hugh Jackman is taking the whole fall to make his veins pop again so those veins can be there for him in Here Comes That Guy Wolverine Again.
If they called it that I would buy the download and the DVD and the Blue-ray and I would do that the first day they were out and also I would see it in the theater just so I could ask for tickets to Here Comes That Guy Wolverine Again when everyone else is just being meek with their, “One for Wolverine, please. I am lonely.”
Why is that belt in the picture. lol
Well my running happened at Mosquito Junction and that’s not like the TV show at all and maybe that’s their trick.
Like on the cartoon the hero kids do their wind sprints and the mosquitos are like, “Hey kids. Come in here to our junction because there is a nice lake to run by and you can have your emotions because of how beautiful it is and we’ll teach you to spell. Also, hello.”
Well in real life it is a long con and they just want to take bites of you and the bites are mostly on your legs and there are 40 of them that you can see.
The only way to fix that is to make your internet start working for you and you can pay it with nice hugs maybe.
One of the most effective home remedies you can use is banana peel.
Get the peelings of a banana and rub the inside part to the affected area for a few seconds up to a minute. Swelling and itching almost always immediately disappears. Put the banana in the fridge or make a banana milkshake so that the fruit will not go to waste.
Thanks for that good job tip on how not to be a wasteful guy who is also a cool stud.
Also it worked and I smell like bananas and that’s a haha moment because of how I had so much itching I did that right in the grocery store and also when it didn’t work fast enough I tried a cantaloupe and some non-salted Rold Gold pretzel rods, so maybe it was the trifecta that did made my itching stop.
One of the words they teach on Mosquito Junction is door.
So that was a boring post yesterday and it was boring because of its normal guy writing it had.
Maybe coming back from vacation was making me have my crazy time, but oh man good job to me for catching that one.
Here’s the hot news and that’s thanks at @bonniebell for telling everyone about my vacation and Twitter is where she did that.
Break it down.
missing person’s alert: @brianspaeth @JimCarrey @johncusack @tomhanks … let me know if any of them turn up :( thanks! :)
Yep we had a secret vacation and it was just me and my pals who like to be famous so much. Surfing is mostly what we did but also supper a little is another thing we had fun with.
The annoying part was when Jim kept saying “RUN FORREST RUN” at Tom 500 times.
Also we did some group reading of PTSA and I bet one of these buddies did up a new review at Amazon and here is part of that review and I wish all reviews told about the different parts of my secret origin like this one.
We hadn’t spoken for 56 years when this book arrived with a hand written note. “To Max, from Brian.” The choice of words meant more than I could ever tell him. I read it from cover to cover in a few days. I cried a lot, but inside, I felt a peace I hadn’t felt in years.
I took Mr. Spaeth’s book and took a trip to Seoul, hoping to rekindle my love affair with mahjong. I re-read it on the intercontinental flight, learning about super airplanes, airplane rides, and what it meant to have a dream. I too have a dream now, for the first time in years.
Thank you Mr. Spaeth. God bless you.
Okay wait maybe that one was from @worstfan because of how me and Team Famous weren’t really on vacation and instead it was a trip to buy an island for a vacation next year that we want to have.
Also remember you can have that PTSA book and I will buy it for you just go here.
Tom likes to eat lobster bisque more than regular lobsters. lol
